Why doesn't Curt let all of us borrow his car for two days?

I've got a trip to Phoenix coming up...

 

There and back in 2 days?

 

why do I feel like I am being picked on? why does everyone want to borrow my car? should I maybe consider renting it out? What would be the going rate? Why did Chad and Del just stand there and let my Jeep drive away? Why did Chad not have my back? Why did it sell first, and finally, why is it that now that I have no Jeep, everyone is inviting me to go 4wheeling this weekend? Why doesn't my wife want Del to bring POJ over and sit it in the yard?

 

I can drive pretty fast in a borrowed car.

 

Why doesn't Curt's wife want my POJ in her yard?

Why don't people know that Hawaii is part of USA?

Where was I born?

Why do used Heeps sell before Ford?

Why didn't Curt give the Heep a goodbye hug?

 

why are there so many unanswered questions?
Why didn't Del see me give the EEP a goodbye hug?
why does work suck so bad today? Why do I already know the answer to that question?

 

Why did Curtis forget that I gave the eep a goodbye hug?

Why didn't the eep hug back?

 

Why did it have to rain on the day I wanted my wife to mow the lawn with her new mower?

 

Why isn't she mowing with the new waterproof mower?

 

why do my lungs hurt so bad after reading this thread, why do I spit pop all over my computer each time I read it? why does chad wear spongebob underwear? why am I typing this while driving down a highway?

 

WHy is curt CHillaxian? WHy did he quit looking for the 3 squirrels to finish his circus. Why if he did find the squirrels did I not know about it?

 

WHy when you have things planned does some dumb-a$$ insert a bank bag wrong in a night drop - 1 1/2 hours from where you are?

 

Why is everything not sold yet? Why is KC so far away? Why, when you are in a hurryand anxious, does your family drag their feet? Why did I wake up so early this morning thinking about Rubicons?

 

Why when you move 4 tons of rock with 5 gallon buckets does your back/legs/butt hurt?

 

Why would someone move 4 tons of rock with a 5 gallon bucket?