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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 01:07 PM
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Why did I post on this thread? What was I gonna asked? Is there an answere to any of the questions or is it jus ventin?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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Why is there more hair on my right nipple than the left?

Why does Chad have more back hair than he has head hair?

Why do my ears constantly ring?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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why do you get all the way to Emporia and realize a special tool you need is back at home? Why do I not have time to eat at Bobby D's? Why do hard drives die at the worst possible time? Why does technical support go to lunch at the exact time that you need them the most?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:09 PM
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Why is there more hair on my right nipple than the left? TMI TMI TMI TMI!!!!

Why does Chad have more back hair than he has head hair? The more hair you lose the more head you get!!!!!

Why do my ears constantly ring? Nagging kids?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:10 PM
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Why doesn't the snot in my nose and the wax in my ears match the color of my shirt so I can just wipe it on them?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:11 PM
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Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:11 PM
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Why does it take a certain amount of squirrels to make a circus?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:32 PM
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Why am I staring at my thumb right now?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 02:57 PM
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Why does time at work take all day, but wheeling only lasts for a short time?

Why is income less than expenses?

Why do little kids always ask why?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 03:30 PM
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Is the hokey-pokey REALLY what it's all about?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 04:57 PM
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Why do we ask if the glass is half full or half empty?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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Is the hokey-pokey REALLY what it's all about?
Damn I spit pop on my dash over that one----
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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why do I spend the whole day in Emporia trying to load software on a machine only to find out that the image that I have was made with a newer version of ghost software that no longer supports this version of PC?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 05:45 PM
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what exactly is an OOMPA LOOMPA? What do they eat? Can they be house trained? Do they make good pets? do the females come with pistol grip ears?
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 05:50 PM
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why does it seem like it takes forever to get somewhere you want to go, but a very short time going somewhere you don't want to go?
 
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