Why????
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Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Newton America :-P
WHy is it when I need a part overnight I order it with 10 minutes to spare-- then I accedentally close the call incomplete so they can't order parts against it--- so I'm screwed...
Goes back to the 75% luck thing I guess.
Goes back to the 75% luck thing I guess.
Hotshot
Joined: Mar 2001
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From: Manhattan, KS
Burnt a brush pile Sunday. Why is it that a brush pile takes all day to burn, is too hot to get close to and yet needs the stuff pushed into it to burn up everything, but if you have logs in a fire place they seem to burn up in about 10 minutes and hardly warm the room.
Cargo Master
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Abilene, KS
Why did someone offer me $100 for my stepside when I was selling it when the asking price was a grand? He could have just kicked me in the nuts with the same result 
Why do you even give that guy the time of day Curt? Seems a little fishy. I would tell him that it is sold
Why do you even give that guy the time of day Curt? Seems a little fishy. I would tell him that it is sold
Hotshot
Joined: Mar 2001
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From: Manhattan, KS
Why do I offer $200 for a car when the guy is asking $1000?
Why do I want to borrow the car for a couple of days to "try it out" when I have a 1000 mile road trip to haul drugs planned?
Why do some folks get mad when I do this?
Why do I want to borrow the car for a couple of days to "try it out" when I have a 1000 mile road trip to haul drugs planned?
Why do some folks get mad when I do this?
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Fleet Owner
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From: Newton America :-P
Why didn't I take my meds-- now all the voices in my head are trying to decide between borrowing Curt's car for 2 days, or killing all humans....
decisions decisions.....
decisions decisions.....
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Fleet Owner
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From: Newton America :-P
Why does light beer weigh the same as regular beer.... Only America seems to have LIGHT beer anyway....
American beer is all like making love in a Canoe anyway----
(PM me for the punchline-- not safe to post here)
American beer is all like making love in a Canoe anyway----
(PM me for the punchline-- not safe to post here)
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From: Newton America :-P
Why is it that I swore to defend my country and President from all enemies foreign or domestic--- but we don't know if he is foreign or domestic?
Why can't I drive Curts car for 2 days?
Why can't I drive Curts car for 2 days?