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what exactly is an OOMPA LOOMPA? What do they eat? Can they be house trained? Do they make good pets? do the females come with pistol grip ears?
Originally Posted by Flip4ford
Why do Ompa lumpas speak english -- Shouldn't we be changing all the signs, and change the telephone messages to press 3 for Ommpa Lumpa language?
Why do I not know what language Ompa Lumpas speak?
Why isn't there a United Umpa Lumpa College Fund?
I had to answer this one so I asked my wife (the resident ompa lompa)
A vertically chalenged individual (5' and under)
anything on the bottom 2 shelves at the grocery store
yes but they need step stool in all the bathrooms
no (they don't listen very well)
no (they know what they are doing)
yes (although you have to bend down to hear them)
there was talk but they couldn't justify lowing ALL the signs
no, they can't reach the phone anyways
you do, you talk to my wife all the time
because the don't like the term "higher learning"
Why is it that when you need your boss desperately, he's no where to be found, but as soon as you're doing something you'd rather he wasn't aware of, he's standing over your shoulder?
why do foods that are good for you taste like medicine, but foods that are bad for you taste awesome?
why does the 8 hours of work go so much slower than the time you are home?
why does a company that says they just had their best year ever find a puny reason to not give anyone raises this year, except for the managers, their managers, and everyone up the river from there?
a guy called about the Taurus this evening wants to test drive it and currently has no car of his own. why do I get the feeling we are going on a joy ride tonight?
09-17-2009, 06:26 AM
