Part VI
FTE Legend
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
SHARE a corndog?!?!?!
My woman watch's some of those shows from time to time, and the women on them that are the ones that make it somewhere are just disgustingly skinny. No shape to them anywhere at all, no *****, butts, tummys, arms, legs, NOTHING!
Plus i doubt any of them can change their own oil, or know something about a vehicle that I dont!
My woman watch's some of those shows from time to time, and the women on them that are the ones that make it somewhere are just disgustingly skinny. No shape to them anywhere at all, no *****, butts, tummys, arms, legs, NOTHING!
Plus i doubt any of them can change their own oil, or know something about a vehicle that I dont!
Smokin
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Haha...I thought so!
Well now, you've just narrowed it down to about 1 in every 1/2 million women.
Plus i doubt any of them can change their own oil, or know something about a vehicle that I dont!
FTE Legend
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
haha.
Smokin
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If so, does this female you mention get her coice of condiment?
Former Vendor
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From: Seattle
you take off, eh!
little girlie boys didn't want to drink, to afraid of us Americans out drinking them. best I can tell. eh
what ever you need to hear to get the job done.
whoa. to much info Jay!
Ed
little girlie boys didn't want to drink, to afraid of us Americans out drinking them. best I can tell. eh
what ever you need to hear to get the job done.
whoa. to much info Jay!
Ed
Postmaster
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From: Brinklow Md
Nope, not yet. Still got another box to go, I had to take a break from them.
Sounds like you havent found a good one yet, but thats understandable, we havent actually met yet.
I love that guy, great bit, hilarious. Was that on Saturday Night Live? Got any more of this comedians skits?
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Sounds like you havent found a good one yet, but thats understandable, we havent actually met yet.
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Smokin
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Herein lies the problem....you referring to it as a "job". If you think of it in those terms, no wonder it's over with so quickly. 
LOL. Wow. All of these big promises, I'm not sure what to do with myself.
LOL. Wow. All of these big promises, I'm not sure what to do with myself.
Former Vendor
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From: Seattle
JOB? no it is a freaking mission! a mission to git'r done!
I miss my wife...
I hope we get it together soon. This separated crap is getting old plus I would like to take her to a few of these events I been going to lately, not sure she would like them but would be nice to have her around.
enough of the pitty party..
how is everyone else doing?
I think I will drink a few beers tonight, feeling a little thirsty.
My spa pump should be here tomorrow so Tom (lostmybeer) will be installing it and a new fuse, so I hope to be soaking it up on Thursday, I'll post up some pics of the love shack next week after I give it a once over this weekend.
I'm caught up tonight so I'm going home.
later! eh
Ed
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From: Wallingford, CT
Good luck, buddy.
So today the school soccer team played the American School for the Deaf. They won 5-1. I'm the team manager (instead of playing since it takes up less time and I still get to hang out and get out of class early on game days and I don't have to wear a tie on game day) and it was a bit awkward trying to get a roster from their team since I don't know sign language.They can read lips pretty well, but it still feels odd.
So today the school soccer team played the American School for the Deaf. They won 5-1. I'm the team manager (instead of playing since it takes up less time and I still get to hang out and get out of class early on game days and I don't have to wear a tie on game day) and it was a bit awkward trying to get a roster from their team since I don't know sign language.They can read lips pretty well, but it still feels odd.
Post Fiend
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From: SpringHill,Fl
thats nasty
lol..that's cute.
The question is, would you share a corndog with any woman?
If you get a chance to see any of the American model competition shows, you should. My younger sister made me watch America's Next Top Model the last time I went home. They had a girl on last season, or something, anyway she was gorgeous, like a size 10 or something, and she was considered "plus size". The rest of them looked like they had escaped a prison camp or something, dark circles under their eyes, knobby knees.
The question is, would you share a corndog with any woman?
If you get a chance to see any of the American model competition shows, you should. My younger sister made me watch America's Next Top Model the last time I went home. They had a girl on last season, or something, anyway she was gorgeous, like a size 10 or something, and she was considered "plus size". The rest of them looked like they had escaped a prison camp or something, dark circles under their eyes, knobby knees.
get them promises in writing and notarized!
I just picked up my pup from the vet...she is resting quietly...must be the pain meds they gave her...no problems at all...and she weighs in at 48.5lbs!