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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
grunt grunt....Apeman have fun, make big hole...







G'night Brad.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
No kidding! I lost some beer through my nose on that one..ouch...
Glad y'all liked that, I was going to say its a vagina not a clown car but didn't know if I would get dinged for it.... guess we will see now. lol.

Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
wow, pretty darn good. She's only saying daddy so far, which is fine with me although mommy isnt happy about it..LOL..just starting to crawl last week....
Julie will get over it. Is Claire all over the place now?

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Payton Marie Elizabeth. Not sure why the two middle names.
Pretty name

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Well this meat eating primate is off to his bed.

( have to do ape voice one more time) Have to pound nail in morning,then break bigger hole in cave floor.(insert ape noises here)

Goodnight all.
Goodnight Brad!
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Ford79

"Yeah, thats what she said" LMFAO!!!!
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
Enjoy it while it lasts, Brent. Once they start, they NEVER stop.... LMAO!!!!
That's for sure.

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One time when my daughter was younger in a particular annoying tirade in the car, I told her God only gives people so many words -- don't use 'em all up before you turn 10.

IT WORKED!!!

I'll have to try that Joe.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
LMAO!!!!! Thanks!!!!
Actually, my sister in law thinks I'm "A total hick/redneck gorilla nail pounder", or so she calls me....and not in a nice way either....She thinks anyone wearing a blue collar is beneath her... Yeah, sure she's like 26 and is a chemical engineer and makes over $100k a year, but that doesnt for one second mean anyone is beneath you....
I like to throw it in her face sometimes when she asks how things are going.. "well pretty good, I hit a lot of nails last week, and you?"
LOL....
I can't stand people like that. I have two uncles, both are rocket scientists (for real). They are both so arrogant I can't even stand being around them most of the time.

People like that are usually helpless when it comes to real world common sense type of activities though.

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Here's on pic of my new niece. I'll get more tomorrow when I bring the kids up there to see her and my sister.
Cute baby. I love them at that age. They do nothing but sleep!

Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
Exactly!!!
I'll tell you what though, dont think for one second when my shirt is off at the lake that girl aint lookin!!! I dont buy her attitude, she's just afraid of what a real man could do to her......
Only a real woman knows what to do with a real man.... Just tell her "sweetie, I pound things for a living. What do you think?"
LOL

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PLEASE NOOOOOO, one crazy bitch is enough. Some one needs to tell her it's a uterus not a clown car.....
Hey you know, you just made me think of something. If she is short on cash, she could always sell tickets and give people lanterns and they can go explore her cave.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
Enjoy it while it lasts, Brent. Once they start, they NEVER stop.... LMAO!!!!

One time when my daughter was younger in a particular annoying tirade in the car, I told her God only gives people so many words -- don't use 'em all up before you turn 10.

IT WORKED!!!
Your scaring me Joe.. I like her to stay right where she is...Smiling and loving her daddy....HAHAHA!! I wish...

Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
Glad y'all liked that, I was going to say its a vagina not a clown car but didn't know if I would get dinged for it.... guess we will see now. lol.

Julie will get over it. Is Claire all over the place now?

Cris, I cant believe you said that, you know I am a prude and take offense very easily....Now where did they put that "offensive post" button...hmmmm....LOL...

Yeah, she scooting around the living room quite well, cant take your eyes off her for a second...
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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Ohhh, VEAL! Scott fire up the grill.... we is havin us a cookin. Jim, you mind stoppin by Petes house and pickin one up on your way to Houston? Ahhh, scratch that Jim, I think we MAY be able to find a cow or two in Texas
MMMMm fresh steak!
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
///SNIP///
Hey you know, you just made me think of something. If she is short on cash, she could always sell tickets and give people lanterns and they can go explore her cave.
No kiddin'. Can you imagine walking around this :


This is Kate (from John & Kate + 8), but Octo's gut was just as big.
 
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Only a real woman knows what to do with a real man.... Just tell her "sweetie, I pound things for a living baby. What do you think?"
LOL
Oh damn, thats getting said at the next family dinner!!! I'll add the baby though, since thats how I really talk...I have nothing to lose, they hate me anyways..... Just have to deal with Julie's , but like Cris said, she'll get over it....

Nice pic Joe....dang...ouch...I cant imagine...One thing I noticed about pregnant chicks is it's only sexy when you did it to them.....
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Only a real woman knows what to do with a real man.... Just tell her "sweetie, I pound things for a living. What do you think?"
LOL

Hey you know, you just made me think of something. If she is short on cash, she could always sell tickets and give people lanterns and they can go explore her cave.
I can so see Brent saying that to this uptight biatch.....

I laughed so hard at your comment Troy thought I had lost my mind, needed to remind him I lost it a lonnnnngggggg time ago.

Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
Your scaring me Joe.. I like her to stay right where she is...Smiling and loving her daddy....HAHAHA!! I wish...

Cris, I cant believe you said that, you know I am a prude and take offense very easily....Now where did they put that "offensive post" button...hmmmm....LOL...

Yeah, she scooting around the living room quite well, cant take your eyes off her for a second...
Smartass.....

I love the mobile stage, never a dull moment....

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No kiddin'. Can you imagine walking around this :


This is Kate (from John & Kate + 8), but Octo's gut was just as big.
Bet she wasn't doing back dives into the pool to make herself deliver
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:43 PM
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:44 PM
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Oh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus. I was avoiding that one on purpose.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:46 PM
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Lisa, that is just wrong........
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:49 PM
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Looks like I just found the anti-erection.

I'll print them out on flash cards and laminate them..and if Randy is getting too needy I can just crab one and say "Is this what you want?"

lol
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
///SNIP///
I laughed so hard at your comment Troy thought I had lost my mind, needed to remind him I lost it a lonnnnngggggg time ago.
I understand. My wife tells me that I drive her nuts, and I remind her that it's a VERY short drive.
 



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