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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 08:58 AM
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LOL! I love Craigslist. One of the best ads i've seen in a while:

One time Project
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:05 AM
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LOL! I love Craigslist. One of the best ads i've seen in a while:

One time Project
That's unique.

Couldn't he just make a mold of it and then fill the mold up with latex and good to go?
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:05 AM
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That one is too funny Lisa. WTF is wrong with people today?
i hope that your headache isn't the start of a cold. I get migaines from time to time and they s***!!!
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 7.3 Rocket
That's unique.

Couldn't he just make a mold of it and then fill the mold up with latex and good to go?

Umm..I dunno...but $100 is definitely not enough compensation for a project like that. Obviously..you'd have to get it erect and make a quick mold of it...unless of course you could take a picture of it and "freehand" it.

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That one is too funny Lisa. WTF is wrong with people today?
i hope that your headache isn't the start of a cold. I get migaines from time to time and they s***!!!
I dont even want to speculate why he wants such a replica. LOL.

I hope I'm not getting a cold too. Lots of sicknesses going around this year.
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Umm..I dunno...but $100 is definitely not enough compensation for a project like that. Obviously..you'd have to get it erect and make a quick mold of it...unless of course you could take a picture of it and "freehand" it.
Eew. Wasn't even thinkin about that part!
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:18 AM
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When my brother had his shop, there was a machine shop across from him and a confectioners shop next to it, they made deserts for local restaraunts.

The owner, she started making exotic chocolates, because she got so many requests.

So she went to the adult shoppe down the street and bought some toys, had the machinist make up molds. He made 2 halfs of a large *****, several smaller ones, nipples and a vajayjay...they got the plastic shop behind to make sheets from the molds. They also made some packaging for shipping.

last I saw she was making chocolate ****** in several colors, mini ***** on a stick, chocolate nipple chips in colors, cupcakes (frosted with a nipple chip on top, sold in 2,4 or party packs) and a vajayjay on a stick.

a couple weeks after she started, I took a bunch of stuff to a woman friends birthday party up in Scottsdale...they were the hit of the party! I also took a bunch of her business cards, and she did quite well!
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
Does "Step-Grandma" count?? I'm pretty sure her new live-in step-son is more than capable...

Wouldn't that be a hoot?!??! Grandma Cris at 30....
Oh my yes it would!! although I guarantee we find it A LOT funnier than she does....LOL...

Originally Posted by Smokin'
If you're scared of her, then her diabolical scheme is working exactly to plan. If you are scared of her, you do exactly what she says when she says it, life is a little easier for her.

Do I need to teach you people EVERYTHING about women?

I'm sure he is "capable" but where are you going to find a girl who would be willing to give it up for a kid with no job who still lives with his parents?
Yeah I know, I have no problem dishing it out to her too though...Somehow, it works...
And Lisa, you can find girls that are willing to give it up just as easy as guys will, you just might not like them much...

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Man do I find people like that annoying!! Ya know, maybe you should bring her camping with me and a couple of my friends from back East. She'd look at us and think "what a dirty dunch of idiots..." I would LOVE to give her the rude awakening she seems to SOOO deserve.

I'd love to come visit you bro, but I tell you right now... it'd be best I stay away from that one.
For sure man... You should see her when we do our big lake trip...She usually finds us so repulsive that she will leave within a few hours....I'm dead serious too, she just packs her stuff, no explanation, gets in her car with hubby in tow, and leaves....She's a real hoot...

Originally Posted by megawatt00
I know what you guys mean. Many years ago I was dating a girl and her sister and brother in law were d.i.n.k.s. They both were white collar, big money....Well they had a "party" and one of their friends asked me what I did for a living. When I said electrician they replied "Oh only an electrician, not an electrical engineeer?" I was so pizzed. The girl I was dating literly pulled me away bu the arm before I coud reply.
I think I was at that party Jim....Another one of Julie's relatives asked me what I did and I said self employed, GC. Then without batting an eye said, "you dont actually do the work though right? you run the company and tell everyone else what to do?" I said hell no, I'm in the muck with my guys side by side, what kind of boss would I be if I didnt?"

Man I hate these people.......
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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geesh Brent...next time tell them male stripper
 
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'

I hope I'm not getting a cold too. Lots of sicknesses going around this year.
When I start to feel a cold coming on I use Zinc. Either Coldeze or Zycam. They really shorten the severity and duration of the cold. You have to start it within the first 24 hours of the signs though.

Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat

I think I was at that party Jim....Another one of Julie's relatives asked me what I did and I said self employed, GC. Then without batting an eye said, "you dont actually do the work though right? you run the company and tell everyone else what to do?" I said hell no, I'm in the muck with my guys side by side, what kind of boss would I be if I didnt?"

Man I hate these people.......
I honestly wish you were man. At least there would have been someone to talk to!!
I have a hard time with people who define themselves by what they have or what they do.
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
geesh Brent...next time tell them male stripper
"I don't care who you are that's funny."

People that don't understand things like that irritate me beyond belief.

People at my school would look down on me when I said I wanted to do landscaping work. They all wanted to know why I didn't want to work at Dunkin Donuts or whatever stupid store they worked at. I wonder who is going to be laughing at who when I'm grossing over 100k a year. (not this year, but I intend to grow)
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by megawatt00
I have a hard time with people who define themselves by what they have or what they do.
You guys can't pay attention to people like that. They are obviously trying to compensate for something they don't have...like a sense of adequacy!

The game is APPEARING like you have money, whether you really have it or not. They have zero skills so they end up in some type of management because no one wants to deal with their lazy asses.

Soon they'll realize they wasted their lives doing nothing but pretending they were too good for the small things in life...and they end up missing out on everything that's worth living for. Their superiority complex eventually forces them to alienate the good people in their lives. So, when they get old and die, they'll die regretful, in their big houses all alone.

So, instead of loathing them, start feeling sorry for them.
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
geesh Brent...next time tell them male stripper
dang it who told? I've been trying to keep that from you guys.... www.sexygc.whatever......LOL
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:48 AM
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Well Lisa, once again your correct. When I see her cringe away from baby drool, not having a cold beer, wont play with the kiddos, avoiding us, I just feel sorry for her that she isnt having fun, or at least wont allow herself too. Her loss, in a big way.. If she would just let go a little she might have the time of her life with us, we are a pretty fun group if you havent noticed!
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:56 AM
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maybe she needs a lil patron to lighten up...if she ever does, make sure you get pics
 
Old Feb 18, 2009 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
You guys can't pay attention to people like that. They are obviously trying to compensate for something they don't have...like a sense of adequacy!

The game is APPEARING like you have money, whether you really have it or not. They have zero skills so they end up in some type of management because no one wants to deal with their lazy asses.

Soon they'll realize they wasted their lives doing nothing but pretending they were too good for the small things in life...and they end up missing out on everything that's worth living for. Their superiority complex eventually forces them to alienate the good people in their lives. So, when they get old and die, they'll die regretful, in their big houses all alone.

So, instead of loathing them, start feeling sorry for them.
Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
Well Lisa, once again your correct. When I see her cringe away from baby drool, not having a cold beer, wont play with the kiddos, avoiding us, I just feel sorry for her that she isnt having fun, or at least wont allow herself too. Her loss, in a big way.. If she would just let go a little she might have the time of her life with us, we are a pretty fun group if you havent noticed!

I gotta agree there. I'd rather be poor and happy then "rich" and not.
 



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