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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
she's just afraid of what a real man could do to her......
LOL LOL LOL
I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 7.3 Rocket
No. Just one. We're not THAT stupid.

Plus I don't think we could get the gov't to bail out the dairy industry.
Right.... They're going to tax you based on your BFI -- "Bovine Flatulence Index".

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Pete, "Artificial Intelligence?"
Yeah, that's probably what the actual Octo-Mom thought too. LMAO!!!!
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:01 PM
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Well good for her!! tooth fairy visit her?

Yes she did.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 7.3 Rocket
Silly cityboy! Those are dairy animals! Not beefers.
Just so you know Pete I grew up on a farm.we had no less than 100 head of cattle at one time and 400 hogs on the farm also.beleave me it don't mater what kinda cow it is they will still eat.
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Here's on pic of my new niece. I'll get more tomorrow when I bring the kids up there to see her and my sister.
thats a beautiful little gril
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:02 PM
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LOLOLOLOL.... You're going to make your very own "Octo-Mom"!! COOL!!!
PLEASE NOOOOOO, one crazy bitch is enough. Some one needs to tell her it's a uterus not a clown car.....

Originally Posted by Ford79
Here's on pic of my new niece. I'll get more tomorrow when I bring the kids up there to see her and my sister.
Very cute, what did your sister name her?

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Thats great Cris,Dad would allways let me name the cows or pigs T-bone or pork chop or beacon stuff like that just to make mom mad.
I am not raising an little vegitarians here, we have to have meat at every meal.

Originally Posted by 7.3 Rocket
When I was dissecting a pig last year in Biology I named my pig after my lab partner.

He was too grossed out to even touch it. That was pretty funny. They smelled something awful though. And we had Biology 2nd period so that smell was on you all day.

We even had one girl faint and split her chin open on the floor. She had to have a metal plate put in her jaw. There's still 2 blood spots on the floor where she was working.
I had a lot of fun in biology, must of my fun was freaking out the other chicks though

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Exactly!!!
I'll tell you what though, dont think for one second when my shirt is off at the lake that girl aint lookin!!! I dont buy her attitude, she's just afraid of what a real man could do to her......
WOW

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Thank you.
My sister was very concerned because she wasn't due(scheduled c section) for 3 more weeks, but she was assured everything would be OK. Her son was also 3 weeks early. Turns out her babies only need to "cook" for about 36 weeks.

Here's another pic I found on the computer. My daughter lost her first tooth last Friday. She's so excited and has to tell everyone about it.
Your daughter is beautiful!
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ford79
LOL LOL LOL
I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.
I thought so!!!

Originally Posted by Izzy351
Right.... They're going to tax you based on your BFI -- "Bovine Flatulence Index".

Yeah, that's probably what the actual Octo-Mom thought too. LMAO!!!!
dang, I couldnt agree more

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Yes she did.
good deal!!! my daughter just got her first 2 teeth in and a third is starting to come in up top...she's almost 10 months... fun fun!
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by beanhead6D5
Just so you know Pete I grew up on a farm.we had no less than 100 head of cattle at one time and 400 hogs on the farm also.beleave me it don't mater what kinda cow it is they will still eat.

I kinda figured you knew what you were talking about, but weren't letting on. I worked on a dairy farm with 75-80 head we were milking so probably 200 head or so in total. I quit working there because the pay sucked and I was hardly getting any hours.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:08 PM
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PLEASE NOOOOOO, one crazy bitch is enough. Some one needs to tell her it's a uterus not a clown car.....
 
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:11 PM
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You have to love teething Brent.

My daughter kinda broke the mold on everything. She started with teeth at 5 months and had a mouthfull by 1 year. She got teeth 3-4 at a time. Started walking at 7 1/2months holding on to things and completely on her own, running, by 9 months. Oh yeah, the talking started around 8 months too. Not just single words either, 3 and 4 word sentences.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
No kidding! I lost some beer through my nose on that one..ouch...
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ford79
You have to love teething Brent.

My daughter kinda broke the mold on everything. She started with teeth at 5 months and had a mouthfull by 1 year. She got teeth 3-4 at a time. Started walking at 7 1/2months holding on to things and completely on her own, running, by 9 months. Oh yeah, the talking started around 8 months too. Not just single words either, 3 and 4 word sentences.
wow, pretty darn good. She's only saying daddy so far, which is fine with me although mommy isnt happy about it..LOL..just starting to crawl last week....
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
PLEASE NOOOOOO, one crazy bitch is enough. Some one needs to tell her it's a uterus not a clown car.....
Couldn't agree more

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Very cute, what did your sister name her?
Payton Marie Elizabeth. Not sure why the two middle names.

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I am not raising an little vegitarians here, we have to have meat at every meal.
Same here


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Your daughter is beautiful!
Thank you.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:16 PM
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Well this meat eating primate is off to his bed.

( have to do ape voice one more time) Have to pound nail in morning,then break bigger hole in cave floor.(insert ape noises here)

Goodnight all.
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:19 PM
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grunt grunt....Apeman have fun, make big hole...
 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:20 PM
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Enjoy it while it lasts, Brent. Once they start, they NEVER stop.... LMAO!!!!

One time when my daughter was younger in a particular annoying tirade in the car, I told her God only gives people so many words -- don't use 'em all up before you turn 10.

IT WORKED!!!
 



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