Part V
Smokin
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Scott, run to NC so at least when you're hospitalized you can hang with Mark! He could use the laugh & company I'm sure!!
Cris & Lisa - you must at least TRY to understand... we'll do just about anything for a laugh and deal with the consequences after. We're built to withstand a TON of punishment, and it'd be a crime against nature to waste that gift!!
Cris & Lisa - you must at least TRY to understand... we'll do just about anything for a laugh and deal with the consequences after. We're built to withstand a TON of punishment, and it'd be a crime against nature to waste that gift!!
I didn't know I had been offended. I'm not sure what you're apologizing for.
FTE Legend
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
Its cause your a bad influence Brent. I used to go to church every sunday, help the poor, hand feed puppies, used to be an innocent angel boy, and then i started to talk to you.
Now, well its allll different!
Now, well its allll different!
Hotshot
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From: Rochdale MA
Everything is gutted and waiting for the plumers to get the floor cut and run the lines for the new bathroom.and then there is this room
It was a shower room and when I finished tearing it down I noticed that the floor was higher than the basement floor so the whole corner will be cut and jack hammered out to reslop it to the drain.
Hows your house coming along.after I showed my wife what happend she stoped complaining about our project.
It was a shower room and when I finished tearing it down I noticed that the floor was higher than the basement floor so the whole corner will be cut and jack hammered out to reslop it to the drain.
Hows your house coming along.after I showed my wife what happend she stoped complaining about our project.
The house is mostly gutted, 1st floor basement and garage, the 2nd floor has 2' of the sheetrock cut out along wilh all the moldings and trim. The plumber got the water leaks fixed yesterday and now the heat is going on the 2nd floor.
Smokin
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I'll fix your statement for you:
Hotshot
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From: Rochdale MA
That's a good one Lisa!
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From: Bellingham, WA
Oh I'm loving this, I wasnt even around for the first OT stuff, I got roped in by all you heads...lol... I blame Cris for all of it
.....I used to be just like you Sheldon....Even walked old ladies across the street...Now I just run em over!!!Thank you Jake, my little bro looking out for me.....
B FRICKIN S LISA!!!!!You guys are awesome!!!! Always good for a laugh, I even brought Julie in to see this one. Of course all I got was...
and then..
so I'll probably start this soon
Hotshot
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
Posting Guru
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From: Monroe VA
Bad me, Bad, me! Sorry Cris, I had to do it. 
Well I'm off to cut some logs. I'll check back with you folks tonight.
Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Good morning y'all!
It's going to be a nive day here in Southeast Texas. Time to turn up a little Texas music....
YouTube - Waylon Jennings - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way
It's going to be a nive day here in Southeast Texas. Time to turn up a little Texas music....
YouTube - Waylon Jennings - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way