Part V
Postmaster
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From: Brinklow Md
Sorry to hear that Scott, but it looks like you might end up in the hospital now lol
Haha I will make sure I sit out and look for them.
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
Posting Guru
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Monroe Michigan
We need you to list all your local hospitals so it will be easier to locate you after Susan gets done with you.
Let me be the first to tell you - Get well soon..
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Postmaster
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From: Bellingham, WA
Might as well tell us where to send the bottle of Patron and get well soon cards.... They say dont mess with Texas but I'm thinking dont mess with Texas women.....
Posting Guru
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From: Monroe Michigan
Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Time for some Texas drinking music. The guy with the long hair that is playing guitar on this song (Keith Gattis) is a friend of Susan and I.
And yes, she's still going to get powdered.
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And yes, she's still going to get powdered.
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Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Dude, you kick ***.
Posting Guru
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From: Monroe VA
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
How the he!! did I miss this? Too bad I live in the sticks though.