Man Scott, it must be nice. I wish we had a place like that around here that had a dyno that would let me put a diesel on it. Back when I just wanted to see what I was making, for chits and giggles I called around. The closet place I found that even had one was over a hundred miles away in Richmond and they wont let a diesel on it.

 

Thanks Mark. Damnit, I'm trying. I wasn't thinking too hard when I posted that comment.
I can't wrestle if I fail a class or if i get 2 Ds. Not sure on the Ds so far i shouldn't be failing too many classes right now.

 

If this one don't make you really laugh you have a zero sense of humor!!


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<o></o><o></o>A man walked out of his office into a heavy rain that was pelting a street in Mid-town Manhattan, congested with pedestrians, and immediately was able to get a cab.

'Perfect timing,' said the Cabbie. 'You're just like Frank Feldman.'

'Who?'

'Frank Feldman. He's the guy who did everything right. And had the right things happen to him. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. Things like that always happened to Frank.'

'You know,' continued the Cabbie, 'He also was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. And he had other talents. He sang like an opera star. Danced like Fred Astaire. And you should have heard him play the piano.'

'Sounds like he really was something special.'

'There's more. He had a mind like a computer. Big earner. Remembered everybody's birthday. Knew all about wine. Could fix anything. Not like me. Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.'

'Wow, some guy.'

'Yes, he was, "responded the Cabbie."He also knew how to treat a woman. He could make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. His clothing was always immaculate; shoes highly polished too. He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

' How did you meet that amazing man?'

'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his 'effing widow.'

















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You guys have to check this out. Has to be an FTE'r!

YouTube - Powerstroke versus a Honda

 

That's freakin' hilarious.

 

Once again, Thanks Mark!

 

Good joke Mark, true, true, true.

 

There Mark. I double fixed for you. HAHA. Sorry. I could not help myself

 

Thanx and I appreciate it. But I really do have only one eye, and it's tired, so I can barely distinguish between a period and a comma. I am not really sure whether that was a run on sentence or not. Lisa can probably tell us.

 

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>
> A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
> One
> is a good looking, older retired Marine in his sixties and the
> other
> is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
>
> The circus owner tells them, 'I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
> one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or
> you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
>
> Who wants to try out first?'
>
> The girl says, 'I'll go first.'
>
> She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into
> the
> lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
>
> About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her
> beautiful
> naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her
> and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
> entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!
>
> He says, 'I've never seen a display like that in my life.' He then
> turns to the retired Marine and asks, 'Can you top that?'
>
> The tough old combat veteran replies,
>
> 'No problem! Just get that damn lion out of the way!'

 

IMO the best part of those videos on utube are the retards who post comments and get into pissin fights with one another. "oh yeah, well, I slept with your MOM! so there!"

 

Hey yall went and picked up a new horse today!!! He's a little bit5 on the big side though! LOL

The girl standing with him is 5'5...

 

Nice Nolan!

I went to a roping competition once, one of the cowboys there had a Palomino that would make that horse look small. The guy riding him was probably 6'6". I fell in love with that horse (the cowboy wasn't bad either)

One of these days, I'll adopt one too.

He's beautiful.

 

Pretty horse Nolan

Edit: Haha Lisa I wanted to say "beautiful" but had a major brain fart on the spelling

 

How many hands is he, Nolan? Looks like he is over 16... That is a beautiful horse!