I didn't know The Village People were making a comeback.

 

Only in Canada.

 

TEAM MEETING BASEMENT LOCATION
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SCAG.....OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP!!!!! AS YOU KNOW TEDDY IS MIA. NOW......SINCE HE QUARTERBACKS THIS THING WE'RE GOING TO KEEP THIS A DEMOCRACY!!! EVERYONE GETS A SAY ON HOW TO FIND TEDDY!!!! BEFORE I STATE MY OPINION, I'LL HEAR EVERYBODY FIRST!!!!

OK HRTKD, WHAT DO WE HAVE ON TEDDY THAT'S GOOD???

HRTKD......I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SCAG

SCAG....THAT'S FINE, MATT!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

MATT.....I SAY WE ALL HOP ON OUR HOGS AND RIDE UP THERE HELLS ANGEL STYLE AND GET HIM!!!!

SCAG....WELL WE'RE NOT EXPERIENCED RIDERS LIKE YOU ARE AND WE ALL DONT HAVE HOGS.

MATT.....I KNOW IT JUST SOUNDS COOL WHEN YOU SAY IT😂

SCAG.....🤨

SCAG....GALLOWS!!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

GALLOWS.....WELL I'VE GOT THIS NEW KUBOTA TRACTOR WITH PROTEST BULLET PROOF GLASS. Y'ALL COULD BRING YOURS AND WE'LL GO GET HIM!!!!

SCAG.....😠 WE DON'T HAVE KUBOTA TRACTORS

GALLOWS.....I KNOW, IT JUST SOUNDS COOL WHEN YOU SAY IT😂

SCAG.....OK BRONCO, WHAT YOU GOT???

BRONCO.....I CAN SCORE A PALLET OF OXYCONTIN AND TAKE UP NORTH OF THE BORDER.

SCAG.....🤔 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FINDING TEDDY?!??

BRONCO.....NOTHING. I FIGURE SINCE WE'RE UP THERE WE COULD MAKE US SOME GOOD "BANK"

SCAG.....🙂
SCAG......HRTKD!!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

HRTKD.....WELL I SHARPENED UP 2 MOWER BLADES, I'VE GOT TWO 9 VOLT BATTERIES AND SOME COPPER WIRE. YOU CAN MAKE A TEDDY LOCATOR OUT OF THIS.

SCAG....😑 HRTKD WE CANT FOLLOW SCIENCE FAIR BLUE RIBBON BLUEPRINTS AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!🙄

SCAG....FORCAL!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

FORCAL.....JUST WAIT FOR A PHONE CALL. HEY IN THE MEANTIME I BROUGHT A BAG OF SNICKER FUN TIME AND SOME POPCORN. CARE FOR ANY?😏

SCAG.....FORCAL NOWS NOT THE TIME TO SATISFY YOUR SWEET TOOTH!!!!😠 BOW!!!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

BOW......WELL I'VE GOT THESE FORKLIFTS AT WORK. WE COULD PUT THEM ON A TRAILER WITH THE FORKS RAISED UP AND HAVE REDNECK CHICS IN THONG CANADIAN FLAG BIKINIS ON TOP. THAT'LL FLUSH HIM OUT!!!!

SCAG....🤦‍♂️
SCAG......ADIRONDEX!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

ADIRONDEX.....I JUST HOPE HE'S OK. HE'S JUST SO EASY TO BE MEAN TOO, I'D HATE TO SEE SOMETHING GO BAD FOR HIM.
SCAG.....🤦‍♂️

SCAG....Y2K!!!! WHAT YOU GOT???

Y2K......WELL I COULD CONVERT MY STEALTH BOMBER FROM NUKE MODE INTO RECOVERY MODE.

SCAG....😬 YEAH, UHH, IM NOT SURE WE NEED TO BE THAT OVERSTATED

SCAG.....OK FOLKS EVERYONES OPINION DUELY NOTED. HOWEVER, LIKE TEDDY SAID BACK IN THE DAY......HE WOULD GET DRUNK, SHOOT UP SOME ROIDS, AND THEN GO KICK PEOPLE, OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. SO LET'S EVERYONE GO BACK AND WAIT FOR HIM TO CALL!!!
MEETING ADJOURNED!!!!

 

You didn't work today, did you?

Here's the Teddy Magnet chicks, we've just got to swap out the bikinis. She has a twin sister. You know, like what we've been going on about in Papa T's thread.. Good thing we've got 5k fork lifts.

 

Doesn't T-man have a nicotine addiction? Maybe we could just follow the outage of smokes and track him down that way?

 

That's a great idea!!! You'll have to lead me around. My retinas are burned out from Bow's pic

 

Scags, you have been fired from the search and rescue team 😂😂😂 OMG that was good.

About 200ish miles of no cell service but there was a lot of road construction to keep me entertained 🤬 About 60 miles at about 40mph 🤬🤬

Got all my shopping done, trips done and I’m all unloaded into the house here. Golf clubs are ready to go so hopefully work doesn’t interfere with my plans. I was surprised to pull into the driveway and the lawn was mowed. Wait...... since the boss is lazy, maybe Scags actually found me. Re-hired. The bosses wife must of cleaned the house because I have never seen it this clean...... he must want me to stay a while. I don’t know why I call him the boss, we have a partnership but he’s got the bigger chunk....... oh, that’s why I call him boss. 😂

Scenery pics to come later

OMG Bowtie..... go to the corner. Hahaha

 

 

GOOD ONE SCAG!!! WHEN WE LEAVING? IM READY!!!

 

Somone needs to take Bowties picture posting privilege away.

 

Hell yeah got room for me??

Ol Bow is a hard-core dude. Why that pic reminds me of this cat we ran over cutting hay. HELL YEAH BOYS!!! THAT'S SOME STANK-Y KITTY!!!!

 

Teddy what kind of bird bombed the hood of your truck? Thats one hell of a mark.

 

Dragonfly on the windshield. Drove through 100 miles of constant dragonflies. About 100 miles after that pic, I couldn’t see out my window. They are huge up here. About 4-5” long.

 

Is this my search party??? 😂