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If I get eaten by a bear, I left specific instructions for the wife to log into FTE and alert everyone. Something tells me her post might include fireworks. 😬
This might boost the view count around here. 😂
Good thing this is July and nowhere near April 1st. Teddy, being the evil genius he is, would probably get Wifey to post up news of his demise and detail how the Mounties were looking for poor Teddy and kicked over a pile of bear shxt and found his wallet. Teddy would let that marinate for a day or so and read all the sentimental remembrances and such and then pop in with "April Fools, ****'s!". Then one of us would be obliged to go the Canada and do the deed for sure.
Good thing this is July and nowhere near April 1st. Teddy, being the evil genius he is, would probably get Wifey to post up news of his demise and detail how the Mounties were looking for poor Teddy and kicked over a pile of bear shxt and found his wallet. Teddy would let that marinate for a day or so and read all the sentimental remembrances and such and then pop in with "April Fools, ****'s!". Then one of us would be obliged to go the Canada and do the deed for sure.
Damn Bowtie! You come up with some stuff.
no more killer shows for you.
Holy shyte!! Thanks guys!! I'm glad you brought this up. TOMORROW is my anniversary. 5 years (with this one), it just reminded me its here already!
Originally Posted by Mattm400
Lmao! I already have her card, we will celebrate next weekend since we both work different shifts. Will just have breakfast ready for her in the morning.
Im going to try and channel my inner Bowtie for this reply. The stuff he comes up with... priceless 😂
Matt and the ex wife at the time of the divorce sat down to discuss property and asset division. I’m thinking Matt told her that she could have the house, car, vacation time share in Sturgis etc. Ex wife can’t believe she’s darn near getting everything without a fight but asks, if I get all this, what do you want? Matt’s answer..... not much honey, I just want every anniversary card I ever bought for you.....Those will come in handy one day.
Im going to try and channel my inner Bowtie for this reply. The stuff he comes up with... priceless 😂
Matt and the ex wife at the time of the divorce sat down to discuss property and asset division. I’m thinking Matt told her that she could have the house, car, vacation time share in Sturgis etc. Ex wife can’t believe she’s darn near getting everything without a fight but asks, if I get all this, what do you want? Matt’s answer..... not much honey, I just want every anniversary card I ever bought for you.....Those will come in handy one day.
Matt is the real evil genius. 😂😂
LMAO!! Actually Teddy, I have the best wife ever. She hates shopping, she doesn't like jewelry, she doesn't want gifts. She won't go out unless she can wear bluejeans, hates dressing up. She just loves bike rides & having a few beers. It makes it so easy. So, with that said, we don't do gifts & presents & all that crap. It works perfect.
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LMAO!! Actually Teddy, I have the best wife ever. She hates shopping, she doesn't like jewelry, she doesn't want gifts. She won't go out unless she can wear bluejeans, hates dressing up. She just loves bike rides & having a few beers. It makes it so easy. So, with that said, we don't do gifts & presents & all that crap. It works perfect.
7:41am my time. Time to get going for the day. Only 400ish miles left to go but today is the last chance day. Lots of Fn around (shopping) to do before I leave.
7:41am my time. Time to get going for the day. Only 400ish miles left to go but today is the last chance day. Lots of Fn around (shopping) to do before I leave.
UPDATE!!!! UPDATE!!!! TEDDY'S AWAY FROM HOME TRYING TO FIT IN!!!! FORCAL HE'S NORTH OF YOU!!!! GO GET HIM SON!!!!!
7:41am my time. Time to get going for the day. Only 400ish miles left to go but today is the last chance day. Lots of Fn around (shopping) to do before I leave.
OH LORD BOYS IT AIN'T CUCUMBER HE WANTS!!!! HE WANTS BIG NANNER!!!!! NO TEDDY NOOOOOO!!!!!