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Good thing this is July and nowhere near April 1st. Teddy, being the evil genius he is, would probably get Wifey to post up news of his demise and detail how the Mounties were looking for poor Teddy and kicked over a pile of bear shxt and found his wallet. Teddy would let that marinate for a day or so and read all the sentimental remembrances and such and then pop in with "April Fools, ****'s!". Then one of us would be obliged to go the Canada and do the deed for sure.
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Matt and the ex wife at the time of the divorce sat down to discuss property and asset division. I’m thinking Matt told her that she could have the house, car, vacation time share in Sturgis etc. Ex wife can’t believe she’s darn near getting everything without a fight but asks, if I get all this, what do you want? Matt’s answer..... not much honey, I just want every anniversary card I ever bought for you.....Those will come in handy one day.
Matt is the real evil genius. 😂😂
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Im going to try and channel my inner Bowtie for this reply. The stuff he comes up with... priceless 😂
Matt and the ex wife at the time of the divorce sat down to discuss property and asset division. I’m thinking Matt told her that she could have the house, car, vacation time share in Sturgis etc. Ex wife can’t believe she’s darn near getting everything without a fight but asks, if I get all this, what do you want? Matt’s answer..... not much honey, I just want every anniversary card I ever bought for you.....Those will come in handy one day.
Matt is the real evil genius. 😂😂
Matt and the ex wife at the time of the divorce sat down to discuss property and asset division. I’m thinking Matt told her that she could have the house, car, vacation time share in Sturgis etc. Ex wife can’t believe she’s darn near getting everything without a fight but asks, if I get all this, what do you want? Matt’s answer..... not much honey, I just want every anniversary card I ever bought for you.....Those will come in handy one day.
Matt is the real evil genius. 😂😂
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Dang wifey shut me down last night I missed all the good stuff. Didn't even do any Hunter Jogger.
7:28 East Coast!!!! LET'S GET IT BOYS!!!!!
HAPPY ANIVERSARY MATT!!!! MATT'S GOT A KILLER BREAKFAST WHIPPED UP FOR WIFEY!!!! REDNECK GORDON RAMSEY HE IS!!!!
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LMAO!! Actually Teddy, I have the best wife ever. She hates shopping, she doesn't like jewelry, she doesn't want gifts. She won't go out unless she can wear bluejeans, hates dressing up. She just loves bike rides & having a few beers. It makes it so easy. So, with that said, we don't do gifts & presents & all that crap. It works perfect.
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