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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 02:34 PM
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This is how it all went down..
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 02:45 PM
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Smokey the Bear has gone a bit off the reservation.
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by HRTKD
Smokey the Bear has gone a bit off the reservation.
MATT😂

HRTKD man it ain't just Smokey LOL
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 02:56 PM
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KEEP MOWING SCAG!!
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 03:51 PM
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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 05:20 PM
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MATT, GALLOWS!!!!! DUDES!!!! YA'LL MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

GOT A TEDDY UPDATE!!!! SEEMS THE POOR GUY IS RUNNING LOW ON FUNDS!!!




 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 05:45 PM
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The GIFs have been on point today. Good stuff.
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:12 PM
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UPDATE!!!!! BANK TANGENT WAS A NO GO!!!

TEDDY'S GOING A DIFFERENT ROUTE FOR FUND RAISING!!!!

NO TEDDY NO!!!

 
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Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:28 PM
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LMAO!!! Good one Scag!!
gotta keep an eye out for Teddy!
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:34 PM
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Some hay in front my house to help you through your hangover Scag.


 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallows
Some hay in front my house to help you through your hangover Scag.

I would never leave the house. YOU CAN SEE FOREVER!!!
Gallows man you have it made brother!!!
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:40 PM
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OMG....... You guys crack me the hell up. Every post was so on point. Last trip it was getting me getting tasered, this time robbing banks. 😂😂

I can’t send pics of attractive ladies up here. There are none. 🤢 The best a guy can hope for is a girl with only 4 kids from 4 different dads and has half a set of teeth. 🤢 Seriously. It’s bad up here. 🤮🤮🤮

600 miles in 9hrs. (9hrs includes all stops - food, gas, prostitute etc) Avg speed works out to 66.6mph. (All you Bowtie) 😉. Avg 16.8mpg but had a 15mph headwind for almost the entire way. Speed limits were 62 or 68mph. The most we can get away with here is driving 6mph over the limit, 7 gets you a ticket and I went through a few known Smokey 🚔 hotspots. I think I did pretty good. Stopped for the night now because if I keep going, there’s absolutely no services for the next 300 miles.

Dammit USA, get on the metric system. Enough is enough 😂😂😂

Here is a little scenery for you guys.

200 miles into trip


Old bridge blocked by the eastbound lane bridge



About 200 miles into the Boreal Forest.


Boreal Forest map for reference

edit. I stopped in the middle of the highway to take those pictures 😉.......... for the snitches out there 😁
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:42 PM
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Forgot to mention the wildlife. I saw 2 swamp donkeys and about 20 speed goats. 😂

No bears yet. That’s tomorrow’s highway.
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 06:59 PM
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62-68 mph for 9 hrs, I would be in a Cannukistan jail for sure. Or more than likely get a stern talking to by a Mountie.
 
Old Jul 6, 2020 | 07:01 PM
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I would never leave the house. YOU CAN SEE FOREVER!!!
Gallows man you have it made brother!!!
We've been here just over a year and a half and I would be quite content not to leave the yard. Lived in town for fifteen years and wasn't a fan. Took me that long to get her to the country and we were only here a few weeks when she turned into a country girl
 



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