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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 10:37 PM
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Old Jul 8, 2020 | 11:02 PM
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Speaking of wives reading posts.......hot chic pics she'll put up with one, MAYBE two. Ok the Chinese resturant last week where I was playing big chief with with wifey AND new server chic......she crashed and burned me there. Called me cold white rice.

When i had my RC51, I met my wife in front of Belk. Got there before she did so while waiting 2 chics come up looking at the bike, they're probably mid 20's. So here comes wifey, walks up talks, smiles, and says I'll be in cosmetics.

So I find her, I'm like well babe I still got it!!! She said you still got it because of me. Without me you " you ain't got nothing "
GOT IT?!?

TURNED ME ON BOYS!!!!! GIVE ME SOME CATTY ATTITUDE BABE!!!!
 
Old Jul 8, 2020 | 11:40 PM
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Good thing you didn't pull up on a Harley!
It would have looked like this!


 
Old Jul 8, 2020 | 11:42 PM
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After the bike week pic you sent us, I believe you!!!
 
Old Jul 9, 2020 | 06:45 AM
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Where do you shop to avoid those places?
food comes from shoprite, bulk items comes from costco and BJ's, meds from the pharmacy down the street, and cloths come from dickies
 
Old Jul 9, 2020 | 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Scags actually has a few alternate accounts and he’s really the poster who is “stranded” in NJ and put a stupid sticker on his truck..
bullshevic!!!

the New Jersey State Police has a picture of him in each vehicle with shoot on sight orders.
 
Old Jul 9, 2020 | 07:55 AM
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7:00 boys. Off to go wrestle bears. Running........ checking thread 😂😂😂
 
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If you were rastlin' gators I'd be more impressed.
 
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Old Jul 9, 2020 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
7:00 boys. Off to go wrestle bears. Running........ checking thread 😂😂😂
Go get em Teddy!

 
Old Jul 9, 2020 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
bullshevic!!!

the New Jersey State Police has a picture of him in each vehicle with shoot on sight orders.
uhh No those orders are up in Tech. OH YEAH BOYS!!!! SCAG'S IN TECH!!!! WHITE TRASH IN TECH!!!!

Originally Posted by TeddyD
7:00 boys. Off to go wrestle bears. Running........ checking thread 😂😂😂
HEY MAN GOT SOME WRESTLE THERAPY!!!

THAT'S RIGHT FELLAS OL BACK CRACK LAKE NORMAN!!!!! I KINDA LIKE THIS TREATMENT!!!! FREE COFFEE!!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND RELAXED!!!

I'm like hey do uhhh I've never had coffee that relaxes me. He's like yeah its new coffee and put this gown on. When you wake up you'll feel better!

HELL YEAH!!!! NO CRAZY TRAPEZE MOVEMENT, JUST DRINK SOME "NEW" COFFEE AND OUT THE DOOR!!!


BONUS.....LAKE NORMAN PICNIC WITH WIFEY!!!! COME ON OVER HERE AND SIT ON THE BLANKET BABE. I GOT A HOT JELLY SAMMICH FOR YA!!!!

HOT DAMN BOYS I LOVE THAT "OUT OF TOWN" LOVE'N!!!!!
 
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Busy day for some!

Teddy, off fighting bears,

Scag, picnic in tractor supply parking lot.

 
Old Jul 9, 2020 | 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
bullshevic!!!

the New Jersey State Police has a picture of him in each vehicle with shoot on sight orders.
You’re probably right. Something tells me Scags isn’t allowed to go to many places. Ain’t that right white rice? 😂

Originally Posted by SDElwood
If you were rastlin' gators I'd be more impressed.
NO WAY MAN. Those things are dinosaurs. I’ll stick to kicking bear cubs and running from mama

Originally Posted by Mattm400
Go get em Teddy!
Saw first bear today bit he was a little guy hanging around in the ditch. I would of won that fight for sure. 😂
 
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Hello FTE hooligans. Looks like it was tame in here today. Sitting on the front porch listening and watching the thunder and lightning show.
 
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OK FELLAS UPDATE UPDATE!!!!! LOCATION LAKE NORMAN!!!! STAYING OVERNIGHT!!!! I'M WIG'D OUT BOYS!!!

WIFEY SPORTING AROUND IN.......I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!? I SNEAKED A PIC MAYBE YA'LL CAN HELP.

OK FIRST SHE SAID PUT THAT BLANKET ON THE SOFA. THEN "I'M GONNA GO GET COMPHY".

IS THIS YOGA PANTS CAMO?!? A NEW TAKE ON HUNTER JOGGER?!? MAYBE HOTEL JOGGER?!? I NEED SOME POINTERS!!!!

I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING......I'VE GOT MY OWN POINTER!!!!
WHAT YA'LL GOT ON OPENING MOVE YOGA PANT HOTEL JOGGER??



SIDE NOTE!!!!! WAIT FOR SUPERDUTY PURCHASE THREAD IN TECH......I'M THROWING ONE IN BOYS HEADS UP!!!!
 
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OK FELLAS UPDATE UPDATE!!!!! LOCATION LAKE NORMAN!!!! STAYING OVERNIGHT!!!! I'M WIG'D OUT BOYS!!!

WIFEY SPORTING AROUND IN.......I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!? I SNEAKED A PIC MAYBE YA'LL CAN HELP.

OK FIRST SHE SAID PUT THAT BLANKET ON THE SOFA. THEN "I'M GONNA GO GET COMPHY".

IS THIS YOGA PANTS CAMO?!? A NEW TAKE ON HUNTER JOGGER?!? MAYBE HOTEL JOGGER?!? I NEED SOME POINTERS!!!!

I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING......I'VE GOT MY OWN POINTER!!!!
WHAT YA'LL GOT ON OPENING MOVE YOGA PANT HOTEL JOGGER??

SIDE NOTE!!!!! WAIT FOR SUPERDUTY PURCHASE THREAD IN TECH......I'M THROWING ONE IN BOYS HEADS UP!!!!
Scags, she told you to put a towel down because you forgot to change out of your weed eating pants 😂😂😂
 



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