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OMG....... You guys crack me the hell up. Every post was so on point. Last trip it was getting me getting tasered, this time robbing banks. 😂😂
I can’t send pics of attractive ladies up here. There are none. 🤢 The best a guy can hope for is a girl with only 4 kids from 4 different dads and has half a set of teeth. 🤢 Seriously. It’s bad up here. 🤮🤮🤮
600 miles in 9hrs. (9hrs includes all stops - food, gas, prostitute etc) Avg speed works out to 66.6mph. (All you Bowtie) 😉. Avg 16.8mpg but had a 15mph headwind for almost the entire way. Speed limits were 62 or 68mph. The most we can get away with here is driving 6mph over the limit, 7 gets you a ticket and I went through a few known Smokey 🚔 hotspots. I think I did pretty good. Stopped for the night now because if I keep going, there’s absolutely no services for the next 300 miles.
Dammit USA, get on the metric system. Enough is enough 😂
edit. I stopped in the middle of the highway to take those pictures 😉.......... for the snitches out there 😁
I can’t send pics of attractive ladies up here. There are none. 🤢 The best a guy can hope for is a girl with only 4 kids from 4 different dads and has half a set of teeth. 🤢 Seriously. It’s bad up here. 🤮🤮🤮
600 miles in 9hrs. (9hrs includes all stops - food, gas, prostitute etc) Avg speed works out to 66.6mph. (All you Bowtie) 😉. Avg 16.8mpg but had a 15mph headwind for almost the entire way. Speed limits were 62 or 68mph. The most we can get away with here is driving 6mph over the limit, 7 gets you a ticket and I went through a few known Smokey 🚔 hotspots. I think I did pretty good. Stopped for the night now because if I keep going, there’s absolutely no services for the next 300 miles.
Dammit USA, get on the metric system. Enough is enough 😂
edit. I stopped in the middle of the highway to take those pictures 😉.......... for the snitches out there 😁
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Our highways take a shyte kicking because of the frost break up every year. Our highway system is also very winding. At 80mph in a truck this big, you’d have a hard time keeping it on the road. Lol.
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TEDDY MAN!!!! YOU'RE OK!!!! OMG ADIRONDEX WAS LIKE PM ME ALL DAY......"I HOPE TEDDY'S OK WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM!!!!"
ME....Be cool man he's a Epic thread player, he can take care trust me
ADIRONDEX......"HE'S JUST A YOUNG FELLA YOU KNOW....."😕
GO GET 'M TEDDY!!!! HEY PHONE BOOK IS IN THE DRAWER BESIDE THE BED!!!! STRIP CLUBS!!!! USE THE HOUSE PHONE NON TRACEABLE
ME....Be cool man he's a Epic thread player, he can take care trust me
ADIRONDEX......"HE'S JUST A YOUNG FELLA YOU KNOW....."😕
GO GET 'M TEDDY!!!! HEY PHONE BOOK IS IN THE DRAWER BESIDE THE BED!!!! STRIP CLUBS!!!! USE THE HOUSE PHONE NON TRACEABLE
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TEDDY MAN!!!! YOU'RE OK!!!! OMG ADIRONDEX WAS LIKE PM ME ALL DAY......"I HOPE TEDDY'S OK WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM!!!!"
ME....Be cool man he's a Epic thread player, he can take care trust me
ADIRONDEX......"HE'S JUST A YOUNG FELLA YOU KNOW....."😕
GO GET 'M TEDDY!!!! HEY PHONE BOOK IS IN THE DRAWER BESIDE THE BED!!!! STRIP CLUBS!!!! USE THE HOUSE PHONE NON TRACEABLE
ME....Be cool man he's a Epic thread player, he can take care trust me
ADIRONDEX......"HE'S JUST A YOUNG FELLA YOU KNOW....."😕
GO GET 'M TEDDY!!!! HEY PHONE BOOK IS IN THE DRAWER BESIDE THE BED!!!! STRIP CLUBS!!!! USE THE HOUSE PHONE NON TRACEABLE
I never thought about the strippers. We don’t have them in my province........ well, it’s strippers and no booze or booze and no strippers. Illegal to have them together at an establishment. STUPID, I know.
They have them where I am (different province than mine) but I bet their covid sign out front says “Sorry, We Are Clothed For Covid” 😂
I can just see the conversation with the wife:
Her: Honey, how did you get covid on the way to work.
Me: I dropped a $20 and accidentally fell into a snail trail. 😉
Her: I’m going back to my mothers.
😂😂😂😂
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If I get eaten by a bear, I left specific instructions for the wife to log into FTE and alert everyone. Something tells me her post might include fireworks. 😬
This might boost the view count around here. 😂
This might boost the view count around here. 😂
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Ca. is a lot like Canada, not in a good way lol. The girls at the clubs can only be topless if alcohol is served, no alcohol can have the full show. The nearest strip club is about an hour and a half from here, its been almost 20 years since I've been to one.
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Oh, by the way, you are killing it in tech lately. 👍
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