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Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:24 PM
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MY EYES!! MY EYES!! I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!! That's just wrong!
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:30 PM
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Nothing but butta. Smack Smack

Check out dude behind him......."Left turn Left turn!!!!!!"
LMAO 😂
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
Nothing but butta. Smack Smack

Check out dude behind him......."Left turn Left turn!!!!!!"
LMAO 😂
Left side of picture. There’s just some random ladies arm reaching for something. What is she reaching for? 😂 I assume it’s a ladies arm.
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:33 PM
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Speaking of Florida, 88% humidity here today. Wtf. Only mid 70s but sticky icky icky. Gross. This is how biscuits and mustard are made.
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Left side of picture. There’s just some random ladies arm reaching for something. What is she reaching for? 😂 I assume it’s a ladies arm.
LOL RIGHT TEDDY OMG😂

^^ LOL apologies dudes I'll just run this in the ground for us

 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Speaking of Florida, 88% humidity here today. Wtf. Only mid 70s but sticky icky icky. Gross. This is how biscuits and mustard are made.
HRTKD has the recipe 😋

Disappointed in a breakfast buffet. JEEZ HRTKD!!!! YOU CANT GET FTE EVERY WHERE MAN!!!! CHILL BRO!!!!

 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Speaking of Florida, 88% humidity here today. Wtf. Only mid 70s but sticky icky icky. Gross. This is how biscuits and mustard are made.
It's biscuit and mustard season 10 months out of the year down here. Come on down!
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 12:54 PM
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MY EYES!! MY EYES!! I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!! That's just wrong!
Sorry Matt. That is a hideous sight. Whoever in the hell would do something like that (this guy) is seriously messed up.
 
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Old Jun 29, 2020 | 01:17 PM
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Sorry Matt. That is a hideous sight. Whoever in the hell would do something like that (this guy) is seriously messed up.
Im pretty sure Matt has the same outfit in his closet. Hahaha
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Im pretty sure Matt has the same outfit in his closet. Hahaha
Hell no!! No banana hammock for this guy! I couldnt even get the wife to wear something like that!
I don't have an ankle monitor either! Lol
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
It's biscuit and mustard season 10 months out of the year down here. Come on down!
Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
Nothing but butta. Smack Smack

Check out dude behind him......."Left turn Left turn!!!!!!"
LMAO 😂
Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
Sorry Matt. That is a hideous sight. Whoever in the hell would do something like that (this guy) is seriously messed up.
That is a very good point.
wait....painting.......checking thread

Ok......I've had a philosophy all my life. Hang out with dudes who have more cash and brains than I do. Why you say???
BECAUSE THEY GET YOU INTO THE VIP SECTION!!!!

Now......Teddy...Survey dude has brains to outrun bears. Limited $$

HRTKD.....some kind of chemistry professor. Cerebral in food genetic engineering. Limited or Platinum

ForCal......Cali high roller....occupation unknown, no matter still Cali high roller.....cerebral tech ninja. Chess Grand Master. Limited or Platinum

AdirondEx......i assume some CEO dude.....drinks $$$ liquor. Cruises in Vettes, refers to them as just a car. Limited or Platinum

Matt....Auto plant tech dude. 2nd shift $$. Has nekkid chics in his yard beside a bada-- garage. Limited or Platinum

BowtieConvert......CEO dude.....buys more land....."just because it's there" . Has a Master's degree in Forestry. Limited or Platinum

BroncoRN....Covid-19 vaccine inventor dude. Cerebral in the art of "post just enough and leave them wanting more"
Limited or Platinum

Mike.....city go to fix problems dude. $$ Runs a crew. Former Jersey Don$$ Cerebral in local government. XLT, LIMITED, PLATINUM?? one of these

Anyway.....just to reassure my homies, when I go up to Tech, I WILL NOT LET YOU DUDES DOWN WITH ANY UNSAVORY STX BEHAVIOR!!!!! BASEMENT PROTOCOL BABY!!!!

 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 01:59 PM
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Sorry to disappoint, far from a Cali high roller, probably considered poverty level for this area haha. Also, Lariat here and just a nail banging wood butcher.

I dont know what the cost of real estate is like in Tennessee, but a spread like yours would be worth big$$$ in this area.
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 02:08 PM
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Forgot one,
SCAG- Tennessee trash panda, the bull in the FTE china shop. Has spent more on beer than all our trucks put together. Emoji extraordinaire. Scag mowers contact him for ideas on improvements to products. Can and has out mowed any lawn service that dare try.
Whatever he drives has big bouncing nutz hanging off the back.
Enjoys a good game of hunter meets jogger.
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 02:12 PM
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Nope. Lariat. Didn't want the bling of the higher level models.
 
Old Jun 29, 2020 | 02:13 PM
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Actually Lariat here too! But I did go with the two tone! Lol
 



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