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Ok guys, this is sad. Here I am, at my daughter's house for Fathers day cookout with the family. I get this card from my kids & what's the first thing that comes to mind??? SCAGS!!! Wtf? Mow man himself!
Anyway, I didn't tell anyone why I was laughing at the card. It's all good, you guys have corrupted me. 🤣🤣🤣
Wifey...." oh look!!!! Mr. Smith got a new pony. Lets go see!!!"
Ok so now I'm thinking.....I don't want to pet the pony....pony look good from street.....pony look good from creek.....pony look good from den window.
I'm thinking.....you know what looks good babe? You on all.....just kidding.....
What looks good are those chicken tenders frying up that I grabbed. Last pack at Kroger.
Elderly lady following us around Kroger. I'm thinking she's going to karate cane my a-- and TAKE MY CHICKEN!!!!
I WENT THROUGH SOME STRESS GETTING THAT CHICKEN!!!! NO PONY PETTING......CHICKEN FRYING!!!
Ok guys, this is sad. Here I am, at my daughter's house for Fathers day cookout with the family. I get this card from my kids & what's the first thing that comes to mind??? SCAGS!!! Wtf? Mow man himself!
Anyway, I didn't tell anyone why I was laughing at the card. It's all good, you guys have corrupted me. 🤣🤣🤣
MATT YOU ARE CORRUPTED!!!!!
FTE PSYCHOSIS......everyday events, holidays......." Hey we've talked about that"
or......"oh man wait till the guys hear this s----!!"
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