and he found the answer ...
A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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Is the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”... when they find a head out on the highway.
The Man is taking a selfie, leans out over the edge and falls.
and he tumbles down but grabs ahold of a large root.
"HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouts.
A majestic voice boomed across the Sky:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cries the man.
"Let go of the Root so I can raise you back to the top," booms the voice.
So, the man thinks a bit and shouts back,
"IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I Can TALK TO?"
Did you know your Lips are so Chapped, we can hear it when you smile?
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The Man is taking a selfie, leans out over the edge and falls.
and he tumbles down but grabs ahold of a large root.
"HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouts.
A majestic voice boomed across the Sky:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cries the man.
"Let go of the Root so I can raise you back to the top," booms the voice.
So, the man thinks a bit and shouts back,
"IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I Can TALK TO?"
Did you know your Lips are so Chapped, we can hear it when you smile?
Our company has made two Offers as of August 1, 2023:
Men wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel &
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Trust us here first!
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Our friend meets up with a couple of Pirates, they share a couple brews and talk about stuff.
1st. pirate says, "I had to cut off my hand with my sword as the ropes to the mast were dragging under sea with ship sinking."
2nd pirate says, "I had to chop off my leg as my ship was sinking. I was caught up in the ropes holding the guns in place." "How did you lose your eye."
1st. pirate says, "A Bee Stung me and it was my first day with the hook."
Our buddy says, "Thats nothing, have you ever played games on Roblox?
1st. pirate says, "I had to cut off my hand with my sword as the ropes to the mast were dragging under sea with ship sinking."
2nd pirate says, "I had to chop off my leg as my ship was sinking. I was caught up in the ropes holding the guns in place." "How did you lose your eye."
1st. pirate says, "A Bee Stung me and it was my first day with the hook."
Our buddy says, "Thats nothing, have you ever played games on Roblox?
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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along
the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive snake, marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said: “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“Nah,” he replied. “I’m just a really bad golfer.”
He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along
the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive snake, marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said: “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“Nah,” he replied. “I’m just a really bad golfer.”
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^ A couple days ago, I was crossing this bridge,
there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand.
He goes, hey, can you help out my wife and family?
I said, Sure. So I pushed him off.
there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand.
He goes, hey, can you help out my wife and family?
I said, Sure. So I pushed him off.
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^ Snowball fixed a Chocolate Cake today. I asked her what the occasion is?
Snowball said, "Here's a lovers knot bracelet for you." and handed me the Box.
Well, I thought about that Cake for a Bit and repeated my question.
So, you know a lover's knot bracelet won't stretch to fit around my neck!
Snowball said, "Here's a lovers knot bracelet for you." and handed me the Box.
Well, I thought about that Cake for a Bit and repeated my question.
So, you know a lover's knot bracelet won't stretch to fit around my neck!
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I have an appointment with my new Dentist. So, I sit in the Chair, the Dentist seems familiar.
Where did you graduate from high school I ask. You seem familiar. Mount Familiar H.S. he says.
I asked the year and he says 1977. I say, "thas my School too!" He asks, "What Did you Teach?"
Where did you graduate from high school I ask. You seem familiar. Mount Familiar H.S. he says.
I asked the year and he says 1977. I say, "thas my School too!" He asks, "What Did you Teach?"