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From: N. IL
Type that into an English/Chinese translator and it'll be clearer:
WHAT WASTEFUL ZOMBIES (slang for 'mercans) MUST NO:
1. Add gas or diesel to this engine and ignore all dummy lights, & your foot will receive a nice masage with warm oil.
2. Crank for 10 secs, 3 times, but no more than 20 minutes at a time. Else your bat. will split into two parts.
3. Winter/ Summer - who cares just gas'r up and drive, dummy.
4. In the winter, you can freeze the water tank on a cold day (jeeze these americans are really dumb).
5. Pitch the damn manual 1st thing, but do it carefully so you wife doesn't see.
WHAT WASTEFUL ZOMBIES (slang for 'mercans) MUST NO:
1. Add gas or diesel to this engine and ignore all dummy lights, & your foot will receive a nice masage with warm oil.
2. Crank for 10 secs, 3 times, but no more than 20 minutes at a time. Else your bat. will split into two parts.
3. Winter/ Summer - who cares just gas'r up and drive, dummy.
4. In the winter, you can freeze the water tank on a cold day (jeeze these americans are really dumb).
5. Pitch the damn manual 1st thing, but do it carefully so you wife doesn't see.
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Joined: Oct 2005
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From: Florida
Morning SoCal!
Well I'm sitting at LAX airport at the Delta club waiting on my flight home...
Everytime I travel through here and get the quick Pre-TSA screening (i.e. leave shoes and belt on, leave small bag of fluids in bag, leave laptop in bag and only have the metal detector versus X-ray)...I LOVE it!...I had to supply TSA with some added info to qualify...but let me tell you...it is SWEET!
Hope everyone has a great Thursday!
Joe.
Well I'm sitting at LAX airport at the Delta club waiting on my flight home...
Everytime I travel through here and get the quick Pre-TSA screening (i.e. leave shoes and belt on, leave small bag of fluids in bag, leave laptop in bag and only have the metal detector versus X-ray)...I LOVE it!...I had to supply TSA with some added info to qualify...but let me tell you...it is SWEET!
Hope everyone has a great Thursday!
Joe.
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