Over the weekend I was doing some maintenance on the wife's car. While changing out one of the spark plugs, my hand slipped and caught the back of the fuel rail. 6 stitches and a tetanus shot later I was patched back up.

But in the process I proved that you can get blood out of a tune-up!

 

 

I spend 40 years trying to forget Herman and the Hermits ! and then I gotta try to forget the Beatles and the BeeGees ! Lol Bikini blanket Bingo !

 

 

 

Saw they are cutting down on the offshore ship anchorages, dumping the containers on fire ....

 

 

Trunk or Treats !

 

 

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. He orders a bottle of Budweiser.

 

An oldie...but a goodie!!! ^^^^^

 

One day the old geezer is sitting there in the park talking with the Pet Pig.

 

 

OMG some days are exactly like that---mine was yesterday. Left for a job early in the AM, about 23 miles from home---'twas to be a quickie then onto two additional stops then back home theoretically by noon or so. First screw up was forgetting my cell phone at home. Okay---finished the first job quickly so had time to go fetch it.


That trip took me right past what would have been the last job of the day, appointment time close enough due the forgetfulness I was able to take care of that job THEN onto retrieve some parts close to my first job. As I left the second job I remembered I'd not cleaned up my work area from the first job so one more diversion. Not a biggie as I was under no huge time crunch. Along the way I get another call for service which at this point fit perfectly into my plans, another easy job and additional $250 profit.

Arriving at the new job I precede as normal, installing a windshield I've been doing since 1997---turns out the part I'd brought (new to me brand) didn't fit as it should so struggled with it for an additional 2 hours. A typical 1 hour installation turned into 3 hours.

Just wasn't my day---I attribute it all to forgetting that damned cell phone.

 

You're not alone that happens to a lot of Biden voters, they're starting to Wonder why they voted for him.
Too political for here?