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Nov 17, 2021 | 08:15 AM

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You know that look that a woman makes right before she says something smart?

Me either. I was hoping that someone else had seen it....

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I'm gonna have to slip this into conversation with the girlfriend--wish me luck!

So if this goes as planned, you'll pass along what you learned? And if not, it will be a lot quieter around here....

Nov 17, 2021 | 09:24 AM

#1472

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I'm gonna have to slip this into conversation with the girlfriend--wish me luck!

Dont muck up and get within arms length, after statement

Nov 17, 2021 | 10:05 AM

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And quickly exiting Stage Left ! Just think this a quick Waldo's Thru !

Nov 17, 2021 | 10:45 AM

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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain,
I know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain,
"you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets -
we're one short."

Nov 17, 2021 | 03:19 PM

#1475

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Nov 17, 2021 | 05:13 PM

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^^^^^Tom...an oldie but a goodie!!!^^^^^

Nov 17, 2021 | 08:04 PM

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Nov 17, 2021 | 09:13 PM

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Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show
Naturally, she froze up, then the lights all went out.
Her husband the director of the soundstage next door.

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Nov 17, 2021 | 09:22 PM

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How about a 15 letter word game, good Luck !

CONGRATULATIONS !

Nov 18, 2021 | 05:31 AM

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Nov 18, 2021 | 06:23 AM

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So if this goes as planned, you'll pass along what you learned? And if not, it will be a lot quieter around here....

I will indeed however like all great battles won OR lost I'll have to pick my moment to attack! Or maybe I'll get her liquored up first?

Actually she's a good sport and would chuckle and quite likely have her own retort--we playfully bicker almost constantly, she's a cool chick.

Nov 18, 2021 | 08:57 AM

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Nov 18, 2021 | 09:36 AM

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Nov 18, 2021 | 09:54 AM

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Nov 18, 2021 | 10:14 AM

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I will indeed however like all great battles won OR lost I'll have to pick my moment to attack! Or maybe I'll get her liquored up first?

Actually she's a good sport and would chuckle and quite likely have her own retort--we playfully bicker almost constantly, she's a cool chick.

I understand completely. My wife and I have been together more than 30 years now and there's not a day goes by that we don't tease and play. It keeps the everything cheery and offers a friendly surprise every day....