The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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“Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.”
We most likely are aware and have grown used to the Inflation since Covid 1st became.
Sure its not worth it now! I hear people all over the grocery store saying Bull ****.
Can we just move on People? ....
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We most likely are aware and have grown used to the Inflation since Covid 1st became.
Sure its not worth it now! I hear people all over the grocery store saying Bull ****.
Can we just move on People? ....
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On the golf course, Steve says, "Max, did you hear about Tom?"
"He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man,
shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That's awful," says Max, "but it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," his bewildered friend says, "could it have been worse?"
"Well," replied Max, "if it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"
"He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man,
shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That's awful," says Max, "but it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," his bewildered friend says, "could it have been worse?"
"Well," replied Max, "if it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"
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YOU JUST MAY BE A REDNECK if .....
You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF .....
You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.
You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.
You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK if .....
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.
Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.
You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself.
You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF .....
You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.
You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.
You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK if .....
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.
Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.
You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself.
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As a younger man, (sometime in the 90s), I was having an issue with my boss. That kind of thing didn't happen often, but we had been on a collision course for a while and things were finally coming to a head.
The office was decorate for the holidays. Seeing an opportunity to make a statement, I picked up some mistletoe and tucked it in my belt with it hanging half-way down my butt. Everybody knew what it was all about and they ran the boss off long before I left!
The office was decorate for the holidays. Seeing an opportunity to make a statement, I picked up some mistletoe and tucked it in my belt with it hanging half-way down my butt. Everybody knew what it was all about and they ran the boss off long before I left!
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^ ^ .....Ahh,,,,an nobody cares. ..........
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The 4-year-old goes to the office with her father on "Take your kid to work Day."
As they walked around in the office she starts crying and getting very cranky.
Her father asks, "what's wrong?"
The staffs gathered around, she sobs loudly,
"Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
....The 4-year-old goes to the office with her father on "Take your kid to work Day."
As they walked around in the office she starts crying and getting very cranky.
Her father asks, "what's wrong?"
The staffs gathered around, she sobs loudly,
"Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"