For those looking for a gift idea for their wife...

 

 

The guy picks up a hottie at a bar and they go to her place.
Shortley, he asks her How was it?
She says, "yes, you're getting herpes."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I feel more like an Avocado.
You know you're a senior when your knees are more accurate than the Weather Channel......
I need to get out of bed, I'm late for the couch!
Reach for the stars, stretch, it keeps your chest from sagging!