) I couldn't make a Friday meet.
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Good morning gents. Either way I probably won't be able to make it as Friday is my last day in town and I imagine it will be spent loading the truck. But I'm good as I already got my stickers 
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just
ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen
pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my
Queen?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony,
your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That
would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice
presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this
for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on
that one.." He went to his advisors and asked everyone,
but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in
the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the
next stall.
Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to
speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the
answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled
into his face, "No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just
ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen
pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my
Queen?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony,
your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That
would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice
presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this
for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on
that one.." He went to his advisors and asked everyone,
but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in
the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the
next stall.
Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to
speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the
answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled
into his face, "No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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