I can check, but I don't think your wife is going to want second hand pipe, or wood for that matter for a wedding gift, now that I think about it.

 

It`s ok. I always use 2 hands..

 

Why didn't I stop and think that big swede was joking about the smart car hitch?

 

Why do we never know what others are thinking... except the mirriad of voices in my head.

 

Why do sometimes question our fearless chapter leaders voices?

Why have I yet to get any answers from my own voices?

 

Why for the love of the lord can't we hire some competent workers?

Seriously 3 people of sub par choice in 2 months.

 

Why are my new tires wallowing after only 700 or so miles?

 

Why is it the first time I work an evening shift in months it starts snowing late afternoon and continues through the rest of my shift.

Why do people feel that because its bad weather and they don't feel like driving to get something to eat, do they think its safe or that I want to deliver it to them.

Why is it that after said delivery in crappy weather that they don't want to go out in, can't they at least gimmie a decent tip

 

Why do pirates say AAAARRRRRRRR?

 

Why is that during dinner we always get someone at the door every other week asking for political donations?

 

Why doesn't hybris have a "NO SOLICITING" sign-- but then you don' get b-scout popcorn, or other kid goodies.

 

Why doesn't anyone come down the hill where we live to solicit?

 

Why do I think Flips "NO SOLICITING" sign is probably an big dog or something like that?

Seriously though We have a sticker but I have never heard of anyone paying any attention to it.

 

Why did we somehow get a 18lb bird for the 12lb bird price?

My guess someone miss-weighed the bird then miss labeled it, either way I'm happy.

 

Why did I eat so much-- we had enough food for a family of 6 and it's gone. (with only 2 1/2 people)