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Old Jan 27, 2011 | 06:29 AM
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Why am I so tired, why is my van a real mess and why do I have allot more work to do?
 
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Old Jan 27, 2011 | 08:32 PM
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Why do I hate Thursdays?
 
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 05:44 AM
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WHy would Hybris hate Thursdays? He has to wash his barbies hair? His I got crabs annonimous meeting is on Thursday and he didn't get his homework done? He get's Mystery Roadkill Meatloaf for lunch? His favorite website I love goat **** is off the air on Thursdays?
 
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 05:45 AM
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WHy do I find such delight picking on my friends? Maybe because I know they will pick back?
 
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 05:47 AM
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Why does Flip have a GOD complex?
 
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Old Jan 30, 2011 | 06:21 PM
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Why do I think Flip is more like the Stay Puff Marshmallow man than a god?

Why did HP design their motherboard so I had to make two trips and spend $4.99 + gas just to get power to the CPU plug? (Obviously I got my rig back up and running though. )
 
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 08:25 AM
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Why am I glad Hybris is back ( Mr Stay puff is a minon for the gods)

Why am I glad my wife bought and built her own PC and I'll finish it this evening.
 
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Old Feb 1, 2011 | 07:35 PM
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Why do I think that I'll spend tomorrow either shoveling snow or chauffeuring my family around town?
 
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Old Feb 1, 2011 | 08:10 PM
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Why is hybris talking like he won't be at work tomorrow.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2011 | 12:26 AM
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Why do I wish I didn't work tomorrow.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2011 | 10:27 AM
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Why am I expecting the plow guy to take all day again to show up?
 
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Old Feb 3, 2011 | 07:47 AM
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WHy am I not even expecting a plow guy?
 
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Old Feb 4, 2011 | 12:18 PM
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Why can't I remember the last time I did a transmission flush?
 
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Old Feb 5, 2011 | 11:15 PM
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Why did Olathe get a hour worth of rain?
 
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Old Feb 7, 2011 | 07:22 AM
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