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Old Oct 12, 2012 | 07:54 PM
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Why does a professor teaching an online college course almost never respond to messages sent to him?
 
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Old Oct 14, 2012 | 01:09 AM
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Why is it professors seem to lose sight of who it is they actually work for and how good they actually have it?
 
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Old Oct 14, 2012 | 03:33 AM
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Why is it ALLOT of people have lost sight of the little things like customer service- as well as who their customers really are?
 
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Old Oct 14, 2012 | 08:49 PM
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Why do people miss the obvious?

Had a truck come back from the shop yesterday and today it had a puddle of gear lube from where the last guy working on the rear diff forgot to replace the cover.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2012 | 06:55 AM
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Why does that last thread remid me of "Here's your sign" :-)
 
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Old Oct 16, 2012 | 07:12 AM
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Why did I have to drive a new red Mustang convertible from Enterprise for work yesterday?

Why did I have to put the top down on the way home?
 
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Old Oct 16, 2012 | 07:55 AM
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Why would you cut the top off of an Mustang? It's against nature's will!
 
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Old Oct 18, 2012 | 08:52 PM
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Why is 50F considered cold? When your spray bottles of cleaning solution start to get slushy then its getting a little cold maybe.
 
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Old Oct 19, 2012 | 05:37 AM
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Why am I ready to be home, but not yet ready to start the day?
 
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Old Oct 19, 2012 | 10:16 AM
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why do I want to kill tech support people today?
 
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Old Oct 19, 2012 | 09:23 PM
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Why do I think Flip is probably on his way to Bangladesh?
 
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Old Oct 26, 2012 | 09:06 PM
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Why did I only find out today that there are books on Amazon.com that can teach how to make plastic explosive and thermite?

Now the question if I got the books would I be on a watch list? And what would I do with C4 and thermite that won't get me thrown in jail?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2012 | 07:20 AM
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Why didn't Hybris know that EVERYTHING is on the internet?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2012 | 07:20 AM
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Why does my nose run but my feet smell?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2012 | 07:22 AM
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Why if you transport something by car it is a SHIPment --- but by ship it is CARgo.
 
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