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Old Dec 9, 2010 | 03:40 PM
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Why does it take so long for the state of Kansas to send me a new drivers license?
 
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Old Dec 10, 2010 | 07:01 AM
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Why do We need a liscense? Why can't we do away with all the fuzzy wuzzy feel good laws-- must wear a helmet on a cycle-- must wear a seatbelt-- Must not beat old people. (oh wait that can't be right)
 
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Old Dec 10, 2010 | 09:35 AM
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Why do aren't there more v10 mustang swaps running around?
 
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 09:14 PM
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Why didn't I steal that floodlight?

Oh well had a great time nonetheless.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 10:08 PM
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Why was it so darn windy going home?

Had a great time to and nice to meet you in person.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2010 | 10:35 PM
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Why was pulling a trailer home with a short wheelbase vehicle kind of a challenge?
 
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Old Dec 12, 2010 | 11:03 AM
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Why did my daughter not get the concept of "QUIET" in the Hotel?
 
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Old Dec 12, 2010 | 08:01 PM
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Why am I lucky that my headlights lasted until tonight to go out instead of last night on the way back from the Christmas party?
 
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Old Dec 13, 2010 | 08:17 AM
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Why didn't I take a moment to see HYbris's truck? Oh yeh-- 900 mph winds and 400below!
 
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Old Dec 14, 2010 | 04:40 PM
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Why is it that today's high is 33F and everyone is complaining that its cold?

At least the winds are below Mach 1 today!
 
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Old Dec 16, 2010 | 12:42 AM
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Why can't my paycheck come any faster?
 
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Old Dec 16, 2010 | 07:36 AM
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Why do I never notice my paycheck comes of not-- Oh yeah I only get an allowance.
 
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Old Dec 16, 2010 | 09:04 AM
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Why is Chad's allowance bigger than mine?
 
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Old Dec 16, 2010 | 12:03 PM
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why don't I get either a paycheck or an allowance?
 
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Old Dec 16, 2010 | 12:45 PM
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Why is Chad's allowance bigger than mine?
I'm better in bed?

Curtis-- Same answer?

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
 
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