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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 10:07 PM
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Why am I drinking a Whose Your Daddy IPA right now?
 
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Old Mar 28, 2015 | 09:43 PM
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Why is there no channel 1 on televisions?
 
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Old Mar 28, 2015 | 10:26 PM
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Old Mar 29, 2015 | 07:34 PM
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Why do many brands of aspirin not have a safety cap on their 100-count bottles?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2015 | 09:56 PM
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Old Mar 30, 2015 | 07:25 PM
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Why do we kiss under the mistletoe?
 
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Old Mar 31, 2015 | 06:43 PM
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Why do bugs seem to suddenly appear in flour, cornmeal, and fruit?
Where do they come from?
 
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Old Apr 1, 2015 | 08:44 AM
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Old Apr 1, 2015 | 07:07 PM
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Why is a watch called a "watch"?
After all, do you have to watch a watch any more than you have to watch a clock?
 
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Old Apr 2, 2015 | 07:16 PM
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Why are the large staples used to fasten cardboard cartons made of expensive copper?
 
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Old Apr 2, 2015 | 08:44 PM
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Why doe Koenster not know that the staples are just copper coated 1/2 of a thousandths of an inch is copper the rest is a composite metal. :-)
 
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Old Apr 2, 2015 | 08:46 PM
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Why does Koenster also not knowIn ancient times, people told the time thru the use of a sundial. A sundial could be anything from a stick in the ground to a tall object in order to watch the shadow that the sun would create. Over time, towers we're built and used as sundials, and also as a watch for danger to the city, (such as invading armies). These we're called 'Watchtowers'. As the man stood in the watchtower keeping a watch, or a lookout for the city, he would also watch the shadow created by the tower in order to tell the time of the day. Every hour he would ring the bell in the tower to let the city know what time it was. Hence...the timepiece on your wrist is referred to as a 'Watch'. The word 'Clock' actually means 'Bell'. Many tall towers today found in town square's still have a clock and/or a bell at the top of the tower signifying that the use of the towers we're for telling time. And many church steeples still have 4 windows or a bell, just like old watchtowers. :
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Old Apr 2, 2015 | 08:47 PM
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Old Apr 2, 2015 | 08:53 PM
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Why doe Koenster not know that the staples are just copper coated 1/2 of a thousandths of an inch is copper the rest is a composite metal. :-)
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Why does Koenster also not knowIn ancient times, people told the time thru the use of a sundial. A sundial could be anything from a stick in the ground to a tall object in order to watch the shadow that the sun would create. Over time, towers we're built and used as sundials, and also as a watch for danger to the city, (such as invading armies). These we're called 'Watchtowers'. As the man stood in the watchtower keeping a watch, or a lookout for the city, he would also watch the shadow created by the tower in order to tell the time of the day. Every hour he would ring the bell in the tower to let the city know what time it was. Hence...the timepiece on your wrist is referred to as a 'Watch'. The word 'Clock' actually means 'Bell'. Many tall towers today found in town square's still have a clock and/or a bell at the top of the tower signifying that the use of the towers we're for telling time. And many church steeples still have 4 windows or a bell, just like old watchtowers. :
Why am I an ornery cuss tonight?
Why do I have the book Life's Imponderables that gives me the questions and answers?
 
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 07:39 AM
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Why di I love those books too :-) I also love John's bathroom readers :-)
 
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