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Old Oct 16, 2010 | 07:30 AM
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Why does Hybris think there is a Conspiracy going on when we didn't know he left for a few days laughs.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2010 | 12:13 PM
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Why, was somebody gone?
 
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Old Oct 16, 2010 | 08:33 PM
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Why or more like how do you leave your 12 gauge shotgun behind the seat of the truck you've rented?
 
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Old Oct 16, 2010 | 11:38 PM
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Why is it that not all conspiricies are just THERORIES... (I wish I could spell some days)
 
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Old Oct 17, 2010 | 11:30 PM
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Why did some Dodge driving idiot think its ok to blast your train horns with people less than 6 FEET AWAY from your front bumper?
 
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 05:44 AM
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Why aren't train horns stock on every vehicle? LOL!!
 
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 07:00 AM
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Why? - I'll tell you why-- because people like me would wear the button out.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2010 | 12:25 PM
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Why six feet is to far a foot is better.
 
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 09:42 PM
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Why was there a borderline riot at my college when the poor clerk said that they were out of Red Bull and Monster?

Note: I got out ok btw.
 
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Old Oct 21, 2010 | 04:54 AM
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Why do I think those energy drinks are bad for you? (But I drink a gallon of MT Dew every day-- and that is ok? Weird.)
 
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Old Oct 22, 2010 | 12:01 AM
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Why did I leave my good work knife at school?

Why did I waste 16 hours at school today?

Why is the caffeine in soda better for you then coffee or energy drink?
 
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Old Oct 22, 2010 | 07:21 AM
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Why do my back and legs hurt?
 
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Old Oct 22, 2010 | 08:00 PM
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Why do I drink lots of coffee and ice tea and avoid the energy drinks?

Why do I have to pee all the time?
 
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Old Oct 23, 2010 | 10:00 AM
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Why isn't there a big Kaboom?
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 06:17 PM
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Why do I keep thinking of old Looney Tunes episodes?
 
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