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Smokin
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As it turns out all of this cuddling is probably just an attempt at hiding farts from me so I don't throw him outta bed..
i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
Smokin
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Nope. Before we even shared a bed I told him that the covered wagon was grounds for breakup...
He is much bigger than I am but if I can put my weight on him in just the right way I can outpower him and give him wet ******* until he screams like a big b*tch.
He knows better...
He is much bigger than I am but if I can put my weight on him in just the right way I can outpower him and give him wet ******* until he screams like a big b*tch.
He knows better...
Lead Driver
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From: Flagstaff, Arizona
Nope. Before we even shared a bed I told him that the covered wagon was grounds for breakup...
He is much bigger than I am but if I can put my weight on him in just the right way I can outpower him and give him wet ******* until he screams like a big b*tch.
He knows better...
He is much bigger than I am but if I can put my weight on him in just the right way I can outpower him and give him wet ******* until he screams like a big b*tch.
He knows better...
Post Fiend
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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
Damn, Lisa -- we must've been cut from the same cloth!! I've been known to eat a jar of pickles & drink the juice myself!!! And here I thought I was the only one....
Oh, and I call "Covered Wagons" the "Dutch Oven"....
Oh, and I call "Covered Wagons" the "Dutch Oven"....
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
No kidding travis, isnt that the truth.
Im not married, but we have been together for 4 or 5 years now (just had an aniversary, dunno which one though!) and its funny how things change and the stuff ya get used to.
Im not married, but we have been together for 4 or 5 years now (just had an aniversary, dunno which one though!) and its funny how things change and the stuff ya get used to.
Smokin
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So you guys mean to tell me that you're wives put up with your BS?
I've decided at the next G2G I will be teaching a "how to" class for your wives to show them how to overpower you men and commence torture as they see fit...
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Smokin
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Post Fiend
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
Heh its kinda funny, lisa my woman sounded like you sound right now, she was always gonna be able to "be in charge" not put up with bs, etc.
Boy did she not know what she was getting into
Boy did she not know what she was getting into