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Moderator & parts slinger
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: S/W Missouri, Polk county
Welcome to the Missouri chapter, make sure to stop by the monthly chat/bs thread. This is where we all normally hanging out, here is the link to go direct to it.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/1...bs-thread.html
Rich
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Rich
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 49
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From: Park Hills, MO
Dano and His Big Blue 4x4!
Hi, my name is Dan. I own a 1992 Ford F-250 HD 4x4 that I built myself from the ground up, I’m originally from Bonne Terre, MO, which is about 50 miles South of St. Louis down 55 and then 67 highways, and I currently live 2 towns over in Park Hills, or Flat River to those of us older than 25. Oh, and I’ve been a member of FTE for a couple years.
Cross-Country
Joined: Sep 2017
Posts: 63
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From: Ozark, Mo.
HELLO BOWTIE HATRS, No but seriously hello everyone (hope I didn't get a point ?) My name Is Rich and I'm originally from the Denver Colo area but moved here to Missouri in 2002 sporting my new (then) F-350 dually. I don't miss the caos of the metro freaks as I lived in Co for over 43 yrs and yes I'm old ! lol
Moderator & parts slinger
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 50,284
Likes: 5,826
From: S/W Missouri, Polk county
Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Welcome Rich (nice name, I am Rich also) from Colorado. I lived in the Springs/Ft Carson area for 2.5 years. Now you are in Ozark and near a few fellow FTE members and not those Springfield metro freaks. lol
A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Welcome Rich (nice name, I am Rich also) from Colorado. I lived in the Springs/Ft Carson area for 2.5 years. Now you are in Ozark and near a few fellow FTE members and not those Springfield metro freaks. lol
Cross-Country
Joined: Sep 2017
Posts: 63
Likes: 2
From: Ozark, Mo.
Oh a jokester, I like that I would tell you a few dirty's about Bowtie B-ttholes but I don't want to point out in my first visit ! lol Let alone defeat the purpose of my joining cuz my dually has had issues and it has stumped me. But I'll wait my turn and at the pace my computer is running on here, it may be Dec 2018 till it posts !!
And hey Rich, Rich here as I was not referring to Springfield as metro freaks, heck this is far from a metro and living in the north western corner of Ozark I can almost reach out and touch Springfield ! I know exactly where Ft Carson is and if you ever took the back way out of the Springs to Limon Co. I had a nice home on 40 acres outside of Elizabeth going toward Kiowa. Which is why I went back to a gas 4 x 4 because in mud and snow a turbo desiel is junk not to mention the maintenance and expenses of taking care of one vs paying a little more for fuel mileage. And bare with me guy's but I'm not seeing a spell check up here so back to that HELP section I was referring to.........
And hey Rich, Rich here as I was not referring to Springfield as metro freaks, heck this is far from a metro and living in the north western corner of Ozark I can almost reach out and touch Springfield ! I know exactly where Ft Carson is and if you ever took the back way out of the Springs to Limon Co. I had a nice home on 40 acres outside of Elizabeth going toward Kiowa. Which is why I went back to a gas 4 x 4 because in mud and snow a turbo desiel is junk not to mention the maintenance and expenses of taking care of one vs paying a little more for fuel mileage. And bare with me guy's but I'm not seeing a spell check up here so back to that HELP section I was referring to.........
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Moderator & parts slinger
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: S/W Missouri, Polk county
I know you were referring to Denver metro freaks...I have not been to Colorado since 2009 or 2010 when my step son was stationed at Peterson AFB.
Sorry I do not know the Elizabeth going toward Kiowa area, but I am sure it is as nice as the rest of Co is.
Spell ck should be on there somewhere, as you can see I am not a computer person either or I would have that answer for you.
Ask the (02)? dually question in the corresponding year forum. https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/forum30/
Or ask in the Mo chapter in the monthly chat thread.
Sorry I do not know the Elizabeth going toward Kiowa area, but I am sure it is as nice as the rest of Co is.
Spell ck should be on there somewhere, as you can see I am not a computer person either or I would have that answer for you.
Ask the (02)? dually question in the corresponding year forum. https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/forum30/
Or ask in the Mo chapter in the monthly chat thread.
Cross-Country
Joined: Sep 2017
Posts: 63
Likes: 2
From: Ozark, Mo.
Hey guy's it' fine with me on Richmo, doesn't bother me at all.
Moderator & parts slinger
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 50,284
Likes: 5,826
From: S/W Missouri, Polk county
Ok then...by the power invested by me, and the attendance of the FTE Chapter Leader Symposium 2017 (online class) and the fact I have stays in a motel 8 before, BAM let it happen. You will be referred to as "richmo" when ever we have a G2G (get together) and both of us are present. lol
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,656
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From: Raytown MO
