Night shift check in
Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,542
Likes: 22
From: Murphysboro, IL
Bouncing beteen FTE, tractorbynet.com, bass pro talk forums, gun dog forums and a few others of addictions. Already read all the news I care to read, paid my bills and have them all ready to mail out when I get off work, I have already got my work done for the night, and I HAVE to stay awake for 2 more hours till 0700 when I get out of here. Typical night really, I wish something big would happen right now or soon, the lull this whole week is getting to me.
Wanna take a wild guess at what I am doing when I get off today?
Wanna take a wild guess at what I am doing when I get off today?
Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,542
Likes: 22
From: Murphysboro, IL
Originally Posted by truckertaz
Let me guess Bird..either hunting or sleeping 
Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,542
Likes: 22
From: Murphysboro, IL
Damn, I was #2600 and I didn't even post a joke. I'll make sure and view that forum often Taz, are you on there? It looks like a general forum of general forums, what exactly is the common interest there?
Post #2602 joke: 2 guys walked into a bar.
The 3rd guy ducked.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Post #2602 joke: 2 guys walked into a bar.
The 3rd guy ducked.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posting Guru
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,944
Likes: 0
From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
There is more there that nonmembers cant see.. I am Digby over there.. There are forums from everything from Technology to a NASCAR section 
Theres quit a few from here that are there... Theres even an "adult section" 
Theres quit a few from here that are there... Theres even an "adult section"
FTE Stories
Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts
10 Things Every Truck Owner NEEDS (2026 Edition)
Michael S. Palmer
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalyptic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer
Joe Kucinski
2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)
Brett Foote
Top 10 Ford Truck Tragedies
Joe Kucinski
AEV FXL Super Duty - the Super Duty Raptor Ford Doesn't Make
Brett Foote
Lobo Vs Lobo: Proof the F-150 Lobo Should Be Even Lower!
Michael S. Palmer
Ford's 2001 Explorer Sportsman Concept Looks For a New Home
Verdad Gallardo
10 Best Ford Truck Engines We Miss the Most!
Joe Kucinski
Posting Guru
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,944
Likes: 0
From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks..Why the long face
John carry walks into a bar with a donkey beside him... The bartender asks why you bring the *** with you... John starts to reply when the bartender says.. I wasnt talking to YOU
John carry walks into a bar with a donkey beside him... The bartender asks why you bring the *** with you... John starts to reply when the bartender says.. I wasnt talking to YOU
Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,542
Likes: 22
From: Murphysboro, IL
I just registered, guess what, I'm birdhunter1. Imagine that.
I am that screen name on every forum I am on excpet one, and that one I didn't do it cause it is the school I went to and my screen ename tere involves teh dept. I graduated from and my graduating year. otherwise I'm birdhunter1 on every other forum.
I am that screen name on every forum I am on excpet one, and that one I didn't do it cause it is the school I went to and my screen ename tere involves teh dept. I graduated from and my graduating year. otherwise I'm birdhunter1 on every other forum.
Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,542
Likes: 22
From: Murphysboro, IL
This guy walks into abar and there is a large jar of quarters at the end.
The guy asked the bar tender "what's that jar of quarters for" to which he is told, "if you can make that horse at the end laugh you can have all the money in the jar."
The guy think for a bit and goes over to the horse whispers in its ear and the horse cracks up laughing. Everyone in the bar is astonished, the bar tender gives the guy the jar and the guy leaves.
About a week later the guy comes back and there is another large jar of quarters. The guy says "what's that jar of quarters for, I already made the horse laugh, the bartender says this tie someone has to make that horse cry and you can have it all." The guy goes over to the horse, they both walk outside and the horse comes back in just balling his eyes out, can't stop crying at all. The guy walks back in and again everyone is astonished.
The bartender says, "wait a mintue. For years noone in here could make that horse crack a smile, in two visits you came in here and made him laugh and cry. What did you do?"
"Well, the first time I told the horse I was hung more than he was, this time I showed him."
The guy asked the bar tender "what's that jar of quarters for" to which he is told, "if you can make that horse at the end laugh you can have all the money in the jar."
The guy think for a bit and goes over to the horse whispers in its ear and the horse cracks up laughing. Everyone in the bar is astonished, the bar tender gives the guy the jar and the guy leaves.
About a week later the guy comes back and there is another large jar of quarters. The guy says "what's that jar of quarters for, I already made the horse laugh, the bartender says this tie someone has to make that horse cry and you can have it all." The guy goes over to the horse, they both walk outside and the horse comes back in just balling his eyes out, can't stop crying at all. The guy walks back in and again everyone is astonished.
The bartender says, "wait a mintue. For years noone in here could make that horse crack a smile, in two visits you came in here and made him laugh and cry. What did you do?"
"Well, the first time I told the horse I was hung more than he was, this time I showed him."
There is a one eyed guy that used to be here that started this forum over a year ago