One Liners
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Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Eastern NC
on my Excursion....
My quarterhorse can beat up your fourth level dressage horse
Silly cowboys trucks are for cowgirls
Dont make me get my flying monkeys
Barn Godess
What i want on my Excursion.....
Save a horse ride a cowboy!
Put your @#$ on some class...ride American Quarterhorses
My quarterhorse can beat up your fourth level dressage horse
Silly cowboys trucks are for cowgirls
Dont make me get my flying monkeys
Barn Godess
What i want on my Excursion.....
Save a horse ride a cowboy!
Put your @#$ on some class...ride American Quarterhorses
Senior User
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 167
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From: western ky
one of my favs, saw on a truck that was from a discount warehouse of some kind : "dont make fun of our free coffee .. someday you'll be old and weak too!!"
and of course my motto "i started out with nothing.. and still have most of it left!"
and one for ur g/f or wife : "thats such a nice butt, its a SHAME u have to sit on it!"
and of course my motto "i started out with nothing.. and still have most of it left!"
and one for ur g/f or wife : "thats such a nice butt, its a SHAME u have to sit on it!"
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Joined: May 2004
Posts: 553
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From: Ont. Can.
My bumper sticker ; "Pardon me , but I'm not on vacation ".
Canuck Truck one ; " Save a tree , eat a beaver "
If you tell most politicians to "make up their mind". They will powder their forehead every time .
Canuck Truck one ; " Save a tree , eat a beaver "
If you tell most politicians to "make up their mind". They will powder their forehead every time .
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 320
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From: outside of HoustonTX
Originally Posted by F150Texan
Did you hear the one about the dislexic athiest who didn't believe in DOG.
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