One Liners
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Joined: May 2004
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From: The hills of No. Calif.
Of course there's a favorite from up here in my neck of the woods, "Where men are men...and the women are too!" Or, from San Francisco, "Where the men aren't men...but the women are!"
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Joined: May 2004
Posts: 12,170
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From: The hills of No. Calif.
Seen in No. California, home of the militant ecology group Earth First!:
"Earth First!
(We'll log the other planets later)" Or: "If you think you don't need timber product, try wiping your a** with a spotted owl"
"Earth First!
(We'll log the other planets later)" Or: "If you think you don't need timber product, try wiping your a** with a spotted owl"
Senior User
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 108
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From: Brisbane, Queensland, Aus
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
This house is guarded by a nut with a gun 4 days otu of 7. You guess which 4.
My rotti can make it to the front gate in 2.5 seconds. Can you?
This truck is insured by Smith & Wesson
This house is guarded by a nut with a gun 4 days otu of 7. You guess which 4.
My rotti can make it to the front gate in 2.5 seconds. Can you?
This truck is insured by Smith & Wesson
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Joined: May 2004
Posts: 480
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From: Mesa, AZ -Gilbert & Univ.
Originally Posted by dixon18
Here's one that is funny and not funny at the same time.
Prevent inbreeding. Outlaw country music.
Chris
Alberta
Prevent inbreeding. Outlaw country music.
Chris
Alberta
Last edited by ShawnZ; May 30, 2004 at 05:05 PM. Reason: forgot something
Government Teat-sucker
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 9,748
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From: Virginia Beach
Originally Posted by Kowboy
"Never went to bed with an ugly women, but I sure woke up with a few!"
and my personal favorite....."save a horse, ride a cowboy"
and my personal favorite....."save a horse, ride a cowboy"
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Joined: Apr 2004
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From: Marion, TX
Some of my favorites.
Pick up line
Excuse me, do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
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Drunk drivers can be dangerous. But so can drunk backseat drivers. Ecspecially if they are persuasive.
Pick up line
Excuse me, do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
..........................................
Drunk drivers can be dangerous. But so can drunk backseat drivers. Ecspecially if they are persuasive.
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 162
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Edited by FTE
We interrupt this marriage to bring you Racing Season!
Women want me, fish fear me!
Yes Madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly, and as I shall be sober in the morning, you will still be ugly. - Unknown
We interrupt this marriage to bring you Racing Season!
Women want me, fish fear me!
Yes Madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly, and as I shall be sober in the morning, you will still be ugly. - Unknown
Last edited by MustangGT221; Jun 10, 2004 at 12:06 AM. Reason: language violation
