One Liners
May 3, 2004 | 10:14 PM
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From: Conway Arkansas
Beer... helping ugly girls have fun for decades
May 3, 2004 | 10:32 PM
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From: Michigan
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Originally Posted by Andysutt
Beer... helping ugly girls have fun for decades
They are all a 10 after 12!
May 3, 2004 | 10:37 PM
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From: TX
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont.
May 3, 2004 | 11:02 PM
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From: Trussville, Alabama
Years ago I saw this written at the very bottom of the door (the inside of the door) to a toilet stall in a public bathroom:
May 3, 2004 | 11:03 PM
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From: WA
If at first you don't succeed, don't skydive.
May 4, 2004 | 08:32 AM
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From: Near Wamego KS
On my wife's car (she is a music teacher):Stop violence in schools,
May 4, 2004 | 07:55 PM
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From: Claresholm, Alberta
Here's one that is funny and not funny at the same time.
May 4, 2004 | 08:35 PM
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From: Michigan
Warning I produce excessive emissions
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Every 2026 Ford Engine Explained
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May 4, 2004 | 09:38 PM
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For you southern boys:
May 4, 2004 | 09:57 PM
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From: Michigan
May 4, 2004 | 10:47 PM
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From: Missouri
that girl looks good from a far, but far from a good.
May 4, 2004 | 11:14 PM
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From: Cloverdale, BC
I heard this from a truck driver buddy:
May 5, 2004 | 07:56 AM
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From: Whately, Ma
"You are a gentleman and a scholar, and I'm a poor judge of character"
May 5, 2004 | 11:05 AM
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From: Perkasie, Pa.
".......so I see you missed work today?"
May 5, 2004 | 11:49 AM
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- The gene pool needs chlorine !
- Youth? We have plenty of youth! How about a fountain of smart?
Thanks Drew!
