one more thing. Nut bashing. I knew a stripper one time, 6' busty blonde. This chic was smoking hot. She's the only one I knew of that wasn't strung out on drugs, a lesbian etc.....

Well she stripped for 8 years. Took all her money cash and kept buying rental property. Offices, houses, trailer parks LOL, land etc.....

She did private custom deals also. This one client she told me of was this lawyer dude who liked to have her stilettos ground into his family jewels thats it nothing more.

Saw her in town about 2 years ago......driving a Mercedes S65 AMG

 

I would have to drink so much to even attempt it. By that time, it wouldn’t work anyways. 😂

 

Stop trying to bait me into ball busting gifs. Not going to happen. 😂😂👍

 

Not sure I'm all-in on expanding the gene pool with you guys - we've barely met!

64F in the CHOP zone now. Super hot high of 73F expected today. Almost Hawaiian Tropic weather.

 

We are a hard group to follow for a new guy. Hopefully he hangs around but with a 16 post count, he may not be ready to follow this shyte show. Takes ***** to stir the post on your 16th post though 👍

Edit. Just as I say that, he chimes in. 👏👏

 

NO FAIR!!!! I get threatened when I post a fat girl pic! But you can throw that delicious stuff all over! What gives?? LMAO!!

 

Back by popular demand....

 

Here’s a cheat sheet. When we are talking about gene pool, we don’t mean olympic regulation pool...... it’s more like a kiddy pool you bought off a meth addict on the street corner for $1

AdirondEx- NY, You can find him sitting in his chair drinking some expensive hooch down by the stream. If you make an anti American joke, he will come back firing. He’s also too good now for Dixie or Solo cups.

BigKen- ? He’s the Big D around these parts. Keeps us in line.

Bowtie - Florida man, CEO of his family run company, very witty and insightful thoughts on how to do gross things. If you want some insight, check the mindless game thread in this section.

Bronco - Florida man, young family and enjoys taking the family out camping. He is responsible for bringing us all together at the beginning of the pandemic

ForCal - California, willing to jump in and help anyone out if he can. Helps a lot of people out in tech but always comes back here to the basement to post something funny.

Gallows - East coast Canada, hard working guy and still waiting for his ordered 2020 Superduty. He’s known to poke the bear a few times (I’m surprised his wife hasn’t shot him yet). If he’s not on here, he’s probably out doing doughnuts in his new tractor.

HRTKD - Jim from Colorado, supreme DIYer and master. He sees it, he builds it, it works. He’s around here a lot but I think he’d rather be fishing.

Krewat - ?, part time mod but still comes in here to kick to basement dwellers every once in a while.

Matt - KY man, bike riding funny **** who has a stick man gif for everything. Works nights but doesn’t hesitate to post something funny.

Mike - NY, don’t get him going on politics. He makes an appearance every once in a while because he struggles with censorship. Awesome guy and works his A off.

Scags - TN, have you ever locked a trash panda in a garbage can, shook the hell out of the garbage can and then released the trash panda? Haha. Scags is a hardworking, constantly mowing, proud American. Likes to post after one two many snorts of peanut butter flavoured booze.

Teddy (me) - Canadian prairies, Ill let someone else describe me. Hopefully it’s Scags, he says I’m smart. Adirond would call me the smartest grade 2 special Ed kid though.

TJC - Gotham, Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane - Possibly the joker but the Heath Ledger version, not the Jack Nicholson version. Wants to watch the world burn but through the eyes of his computer monitor.

Y2K - ?, You better bet your **** he will be around here to steal the 4000th post. He is the poetic one out of the group...... He’s almost like Batman, he seen lurking in the shadows and surprising the heck out of us when he appears.

Did I miss anyone?

 

TEDDYD......Teddy's the professional survey dude who has the intelligence to make money and a career out of it but is too cool to let that go to his head. Instead he uses his brain power to swing a sharp sword of wit and humor backed up by not signing the "good behavior" pledge, not keeping all the beer to himself, and never turning his back on his Covid buddies, providing cover fire when needed

HEY I SAID ALL THAT AND I'M NOT DRUNK!!!

 

Poor Matt and his fat chics. Folks don't understand Matt puts a lot of effort into fat chic meme work. It AINT easy research.

Scags fat chics......👏👏

Matt fat chics


we have to all group together for Matt.....get him under the radar

 

He was so right. I’m trying to find the right doctor to go to for the hip and these covid restrictions are making it hard. The doctor I should go see to get the ball rolling is only doing online consultations so that won’t work. Online consultations and covid is damn near a thing of the past in my area. Pisses me off.

Every doctor I have seen takes a look at my age and just says 3-6 weeks and you’ll be good, completely disregarding my history of abuse to the body. This has been going on in a much smaller degree since 2007ish and finally reached the breaking point. I’m not excepting that BS 3-6 week line anymore. Damn dudes, it feels like I broke my back. Finally found a doctor that might be willing to be on my side and I see him Monday. Doctors here hate filling out paperwork, I need one that won’t moan and groan when I hand him the forms. A doctor that will push to get me in to see an orthopaedic surgeon and get the tests I need completed. If this Monday doctor dude looks me in the eye at the end of the appointment and recommends 3-6 weeks and pills, I’m going to jail. No doubt about it.

 

it's damn possible you f'd a disc up. That mid swing turn slip fall crap

And why you haven't been scheduled by MRI guy is beyond me

 

Poor Matt. Who knew the line between allowable fat chick posts would be the KY/TN border. 😂

“we have to group together for Matt....... get him under the radar”

This coming from Scags is hilarious. I thoughts Scags mugshot was up on the corporate wall and labelled #1 most wanted. 😂😂😂😂😂

 

Tell Doctor dude you have these jolts and then see black specs. I'm not joking. When I f'd my neck up, and they kept jerking me around.....I said that.

Straight to MRI

 

LMAO I don't know what the F i say half the time