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Old Jul 16, 2020 | 12:20 AM
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Edit....cow fart kid in the future. Thats what the future holds Teddy man
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver

1:20am TN. I'M ONE SICK **** LOL
11:20pm. Please tell me what the future holds. 😂. I’m out. Time to take the night night meds.
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 01:04 AM
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ForCal giving me street cred up in Tech.
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 05:39 AM
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Meanwhile in tech....... I have a mustang which I love but want a limited f250. Will I miss my mustang. OMFG. Both will get you out of your moms basement and over to the grocery store to buy her cigarettes and a 40 of vodka. Maybe pick up some diapers while your there.

I have a 3” ding dong but if I pull it harder will it make it a 6” ding dong. Will I miss my 3” ding dong?

That’s how that thread makes me feel.

I can’t even.........
pulling your ding dong will not stretch it.
you need to beat it with a 5 lb mallet till it is flattened to 9 inches.
that way when it shrinks it will be 6 inches.
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
you guys realize the cow farting kid will grow up as the cow farting kid. Now in school he will be known as CFK. In gym class he will be known as CFK when he runs forward.
When he runs backwards he will be known as KFC.

He's either a farting cow or a running chicken.

Either way I'm thinking drugs and possible school "incident" in the future
you realize that kid is probably worth more than you rite?
Mason Ramsey, AKA "the yodeling kid" at 11 years old had a net worth of over $500,000.
with 6 songs on the charts already he is probably now worth over a million bucks at 13 years old.
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 06:10 AM
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GOOD MORNING!!! 7:11 EAST COAST!!!!

LET'S GET IT FELLAS!!!
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 07:15 AM
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Bowtie puts on his "good suit" for travelling...
Got it on this AM. I like it (not)! 62 y/o hipster. Mine has a stain on it from chain saw bar oil though.
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 09:28 AM
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HELL YEAH!!! A GROUP HUG FROM ADIRONDEX IS LIKE

Gets me all beautiful day in the neighborhood fuzzy feel
Got some catching up ....



 
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Old Jul 16, 2020 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by AdirondEx
Got some catching up ....

LMAO!!! ADIRONDEX IT'S A DAMN SHAME I CANT BUY YOU A BEER. REPS SENT!!!! I NEED TO CATCH UP ON MY REP'N ANYWAY.

I'M BETTER THAN A HILLBILLY.. OMG😂

 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 10:30 AM
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Wassup guys!! I'm here, been working outside all morning. HOT & VERY HUMID here. Iove it but wow, when you start dripping sweat from just standing out there, you know it's bad. I'll take it over the cold anyday though!!!!
Builds character, Matt. That's what I've been told anyway. Are you gonna work and do honey-do's all week while you're off?
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 10:34 AM
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Yep, just hanging around the house, I don't mind though. Too much of that damn virus stuff going on to go anywhere vacation wise.

I'm afraid if I made it down your way, you'd just put me to work!!
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 10:37 AM
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Woke up thinking it was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Watched Burger King ad.

Had to fill out report:


 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
https://youtu.be/vQqpCnilpBs


Yep, just hanging around the house, I don't mind though. Too much of that damn virus stuff going on to go anywhere vacation wise.

I'm afraid if I made it down your way, you'd just put me to work!!
Look at this:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox...has-errors.amp


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox...d-19-tests.amp
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by OffBalance
Woke up thinking it was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Watched Burger King ad.

Had to fill out report:

See OffBalance, this is what happens when you stir the pot. 😂

I see you have a truck on order, when do you expect to get it?

Damn Adirond, look what you started. Now we all have to fill one out when Matt posts a big heavy girl again. I didn’t know FTE came with homework.

Scags, Mustang boy blew up..... seriously. 🤦‍♂️

OUCH........ The meat mallet didn’t work. Just saying........... for a friend. 😳
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 11:22 AM
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See OffBalance, this is what happens when you stir the pot. 😂

I see you have a truck on order, when do you expect to get it?

Damn Adirond, look what you started. Now we all have to fill one out when Matt posts a big heavy girl again. I didn’t know FTE came with homework.

Scags, Mustang boy blew up..... seriously. 🤦‍♂️

OUCH........ The meat mallet didn’t work. Just saying........... for a friend. 😳
Blew up & disappeared!! He hasn't been back on since.
I deleted my fat girl gif, cops didn't approve! Wtf?
 



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