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Survey dude looking through scope......HOLD THE ROD STILL YOU F'N CRETIN!!!!!
Lady caught me checking her out through the scope once. Subdividing a small town and she was gardening. She came over and brought us iced tea. Now that I am saying this...... I realize what she was doing. Insert blue man I feel like a f’n idiot gif here. 🤦♂️
Lady caught me checking her out through the scope once. Subdividing a small town and she was gardening. She came over and brought us iced tea. Now that I am saying this...... I realize what she was doing. Insert blue man I feel like a f’n idiot gif here. 🤦♂️
thats all rite, we all knew you were one a long long long long long time ago.
Lady caught me checking her out through the scope once. Subdividing a small town and she was gardening. She came over and brought us iced tea. Now that I am saying this...... I realize what she was doing. Insert blue man I feel like a f’n idiot gif here. 🤦♂️
Sometimes you just have to talk it out.
Got one for ya.....I'm 18. Senior year summer school for us dudes who didn't get enough credits when playing baseball in the spring. State switched grad rules.
Anyway.....just like Van Halen. Hot teacher. After class she says...."so I've got an opening tonight for you to catch up on American Major Authors" while taking her scunchee out of her hair and retying it. Shakes hair.
Me.....oh no thanks I'm going fishing tonight at deer camp
Took me a year to figure that out and as you know I never forgot it. Rod man tape holder dude
Edit.....there's always someone who has f'd it up even worse
Here’s a cheat sheet. When we are talking about gene pool, we don’t mean olympic regulation pool...... it’s more like a kiddy pool you bought off a meth addict on the street corner for $1
AdirondEx- NY, You can find him sitting in his chair drinking some expensive hooch down by the stream. If you make an anti American joke, he will come back firing. He’s also too good now for Dixie or Solo cups.
BigKen- ? He’s the Big D around these parts. Keeps us in line.
Bowtie - Florida man, CEO of his family run company, very witty and insightful thoughts on how to do gross things. If you want some insight, check the mindless game thread in this section.
Bronco - Florida man, young family and enjoys taking the family out camping. He is responsible for bringing us all together at the beginning of the pandemic
ForCal - California, willing to jump in and help anyone out if he can. Helps a lot of people out in tech but always comes back here to the basement to post something funny.
Gallows - East coast Canada, hard working guy and still waiting for his ordered 2020 Superduty. He’s known to poke the bear a few times (I’m surprised his wife hasn’t shot him yet). If he’s not on here, he’s probably out doing doughnuts in his new tractor.
HRTKD - Jim from Colorado, supreme DIYer and master. He sees it, he builds it, it works. He’s around here a lot but I think he’d rather be fishing.
Krewat - ?, part time mod but still comes in here to kick to basement dwellers every once in a while.
Matt - KY man, bike riding funny **** who has a stick man gif for everything. Works nights but doesn’t hesitate to post something funny.
Mike - NY, don’t get him going on politics. He makes an appearance every once in a while because he struggles with censorship. Awesome guy and works his A off.
Scags - TN, have you ever locked a trash panda in a garbage can, shook the hell out of the garbage can and then released the trash panda? Haha. Scags is a hardworking, constantly mowing, proud American. Likes to post after one two many snorts of peanut butter flavoured booze.
Teddy (me) - Canadian prairies, Ill let someone else describe me. Hopefully it’s Scags, he says I’m smart. Adirond would call me the smartest grade 2 special Ed kid though.
TJC - Gotham, Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane - Possibly the joker but the Heath Ledger version, not the Jack Nicholson version. Wants to watch the world burn but through the eyes of his computer monitor.
Y2K - ?, You better bet your **** he will be around here to steal the 4000th post. He is the poetic one out of the group...... He’s almost like Batman, he seen lurking in the shadows and surprising the heck out of us when he appears.
Did I miss anyone?
In alphabetic order no less.
Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
TEDDYD......Teddy's the professional survey dude who has the intelligence to make money and a career out of it but is too cool to let that go to his head. Instead he uses his brain power to swing a sharp sword of wit and humor backed up by not signing the "good behavior" pledge, not keeping all the beer to himself, and never turning his back on his Covid buddies, providing cover fire when needed
Got one for ya.....I'm 18. Senior year summer school for us dudes who didn't get enough credits when playing baseball in the spring. State switched grad rules.
Anyway.....just like Van Halen. Hot teacher. After class she says...."so I've got an opening tonight for you to catch up on American Major Authors" while taking her scunchee out of her hair and retying it. Shakes hair.
Me.....oh no thanks I'm going fishing tonight at deer camp
Took me a year to figure that out and as you know I never forgot it. Rod man tape holder dude
Edit.....there's always someone who has f'd it up even worse
Here’s a cheat sheet. When we are talking about gene pool, we don’t mean olympic regulation pool...... it’s more like a kiddy pool you bought off a meth addict on the street corner for $1
AdirondEx- NY, You can find him sitting in his chair drinking some expensive hooch down by the stream. If you make an anti American joke, he will come back firing. He’s also too good now for Dixie or Solo cups.
BigKen- ? He’s the Big D around these parts. Keeps us in line.
Bowtie - Florida man, CEO of his family run company, very witty and insightful thoughts on how to do gross things. If you want some insight, check the mindless game thread in this section.
Bronco - Florida man, young family and enjoys taking the family out camping. He is responsible for bringing us all together at the beginning of the pandemic
ForCal - California, willing to jump in and help anyone out if he can. Helps a lot of people out in tech but always comes back here to the basement to post something funny.
Gallows - East coast Canada, hard working guy and still waiting for his ordered 2020 Superduty. He’s known to poke the bear a few times (I’m surprised his wife hasn’t shot him yet). If he’s not on here, he’s probably out doing doughnuts in his new tractor.
HRTKD - Jim from Colorado, supreme DIYer and master. He sees it, he builds it, it works. He’s around here a lot but I think he’d rather be fishing.
Krewat - ?, part time mod but still comes in here to kick to basement dwellers every once in a while.
Matt - KY man, bike riding funny **** who has a stick man gif for everything. Works nights but doesn’t hesitate to post something funny.
Mike - NY, don’t get him going on politics. He makes an appearance every once in a while because he struggles with censorship. Awesome guy and works his A off.
Scags - TN, have you ever locked a trash panda in a garbage can, shook the hell out of the garbage can and then released the trash panda? Haha. Scags is a hardworking, constantly mowing, proud American. Likes to post after one two many snorts of peanut butter flavoured booze.
Teddy (me) - Canadian prairies, Ill let someone else describe me. Hopefully it’s Scags, he says I’m smart. Adirond would call me the smartest grade 2 special Ed kid though.
TJC - Gotham, Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane - Possibly the joker but the Heath Ledger version, not the Jack Nicholson version. Wants to watch the world burn but through the eyes of his computer monitor.
Y2K - ?, You better bet your **** he will be around here to steal the 4000th post. He is the poetic one out of the group...... He’s almost like Batman, he seen lurking in the shadows and surprising the heck out of us when he appears.
Did I miss anyone?
That's quite a motley crew. I grew up in BC, and had a lot of buddies that spent time on survey crews holding their rods in the forest. What is it about Canada that needs so much measuring anyway?
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Got one for ya.....I'm 18. Senior year summer school for us dudes who didn't get enough credits when playing baseball in the spring. State switched grad rules.
Anyway.....just like Van Halen. Hot teacher. After class she says...."so I've got an opening tonight for you to catch up on American Major Authors" while taking her scunchee out of her hair and retying it. Shakes hair.
Me.....oh no thanks I'm going fishing tonight at deer camp
Took me a year to figure that out and as you know I never forgot it. Rod man tape holder dude
Edit.....there's always someone who has f'd it up even worse
Well, I don't know if it was worse or not, but there was this time when I was a senior in high school. I turned 18 in March so I could legally be in a bar and I was at this fairly popular redneck hangout and had been talking my best (probably pretty stupid, really) trash and hitting on this 20 something year old bartender for a while. Finally, last call comes and I get ready to go and she calls me over. .I'm like, "Oh hell yeah!" Anyway, she was standing there with another girl I hadn't seen, maybe she was waiting tables, working in the back, or just got there, I don't know. I saunter over there all full of my 18 year old idiot self and she asked me "Do you think you can handle both of us?" Holy shxt! I froze, started mumbling something about having to get up early to go fishing or something, and then it was over. She looked at me with that "I didn't think so, big shot" look and walked off. Needless to say I didn't go back to that place again and it took me a while to get over it. Talk about being humbled.....
That's quite a motley crew. I grew up in BC, and had a lot of buddies that spent time on survey crews holding their rods in the forest. What is it about Canada that needs so much measuring anyway?
Anything from a new house to oil field exploration requires surveying. All about property lines and it’s the same thing in the US.
When I met my wife, I told her I was a surveyor. She was like, so are you the person with the clipboard in the shopping malls asking people to take a survey? Yes babe, exactly. I don’t survey anymore but still involved with the industry.
Well, I don't know if it was worse or not, but there was this time when I was a senior in high school. I turned 18 in March so I could legally be in a bar and I was at this fairly popular redneck hangout and had been talking my best (probably pretty stupid, really) trash and hitting on this 20 something year old bartender for a while. Finally, last call comes and I get ready to go and she calls me over. .I'm like, "Oh hell yeah!" Anyway, she was standing there with another girl I hadn't seen, maybe she was waiting tables, working in the back, or just got there, I don't know. I saunter over there all full of my 18 year old idiot self and she asked me "Do you think you can handle both of us?" Holy shxt! I froze, started mumbling something about having to get up early to go fishing or something, and then it was over. She looked at me with that "I didn't think so, big shot" look and walked off. Needless to say I didn't go back to that place again and it took me a while to get over it. Talk about being humbled.....
This kind of reminds me of a time when I was always flirting with our normal breakfast waitress. I was away for work and we always went for breakfast after our morning meetings. She ended up texting me a lot and one night she texted me “come make me feel like a woman”. Me being the smart **** I am said, so you want me to come over so I can tell you to do the dishes 😳. Of course, I went for the comedic statement. She didn’t text back that night. I was a couple hundred KMs away so I knew I wouldn’t be going over for the oil change. I ended up dating her for a bit but then met my wife.
