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Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:09 PM
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This is great

Edit...I BET WE CAN FILL IT IN WITH OUR MOBILE MEME MAKER OR LAPTOP

TEDDY FILL ONE OUT FOR ME, AND CHECK IM A BITCH I WANT TO PRINT IT OUT

LMAO
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:12 PM
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I'm out guys, see you in the A.M.!!!
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:12 PM
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Scags, this is the one I have my employees fill out. Seriously. No joke.
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Scags, this is the one I have my employees fill out. Seriously. No joke.
oh BS TEDDY!!! NO WAY!!!!
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
oh BS TEDDY!!! NO WAY!!!!
Not anymore but when crews got at each other’s throats, I printed this out and handed it to both of them. Dead serious.

If a crew member was late, I made them fill out 1 of the 5 sections of a McDonalds application. Each time he was late, they would fill out a section. When it was full, I would put my phone number on it and send it to McDonalds. If I got a call for an interview, the employee was turfed. It was my 5 strike rule.
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:23 PM
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you guys realize the cow farting kid will grow up as the cow farting kid. Now in school he will be known as CFK. In gym class he will be known as CFK when he runs forward.
When he runs backwards he will be known as KFC.

He's either a farting cow or a running chicken.

Either way I'm thinking drugs and possible school "incident" in the future
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
Not anymore but when crews got at each other’s throats, I printed this out and handed it to both of them. Dead serious.

If a crew member was late, I made them fill out 1 of the 5 sections of a McDonalds application. Each time he was late, they would fill out a section. When it was full, I would put my phone number on it and send it to McDonalds. If I got a calm for an interview, the employee was turfed. It was my 5 strike rule.
That's damn cool brother. I like it!!!!
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
you guys realize the cow farting kid will grow up as the cow farting kid. Now in school he will be known as CFK. In gym class he will be known as CFK when he runs forward.
When he runs backwards he will be known as KFC.

He's either a farting cow or a running chicken.

Either way I'm thinking drugs and possible school "incident" in the future
The kid probably feels all cool now that he’s been in a national commercial. That’s going to come back and bite him in the **** big time. What were his parents thinking? This is what’s wrong with society these days. Poor kid.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
The kid probably feels all cool now that he’s been in a national commercial. That’s going to come back and bite him in the **** big time. What were his parents thinking? This is what’s wrong with society these days. Poor kid.
No joke, you're right. The commercial isn't funny. Its the world we live in.

Tech is full-on handicapped tonight.
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
No joke, you're right. The commercial isn't funny. Its the world we live in.

Tech is full-on handicapped tonight.
No kidding. OffBalance had the right idea. 😂
 
Old Jul 15, 2020 | 11:52 PM
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No kidding. OffBalance had the right idea. 😂
He might be along shortly
 
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Old Jul 16, 2020 | 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
He might be along shortly
From the NW. We don’t have one from there yet. 😂 If you ask me, we have one too many from Florida. Hahaha. That will get Bowtie and Bronco wondering which one I’m talking about. Hahaha.

Just joking guys. I like Florida. So does the Simpson's. (I love the spelling)


If there was no Florida, where the heck would us Canuckistanians send our parents in the winter? Oh wait, there’s always Arizona. Lol

Wait, does Colorado count as part of the NW? No, can’t be. Right?
 
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Great line. Added to the arsenal.
 
Old Jul 16, 2020 | 12:18 AM
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1:20am TN. I'M ONE SICK **** LOL
 



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