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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 07:39 PM
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ROFLMAO. Busted by Scags trail cam again.

There is a tv show called Tosh.0 and they did a montage of people running over their golfing buddies. It was hilarious. The joke he made during the montage was “golfs too affordable these days” 😂. Dang, here’s the clip. It’s a good laugh. LANGUAGE WARNING(probably)


Dang dudes. I shouldn’t of went to the hospital to get an x-ray. 4 covid patients in the last hour (2 confirmed, 2 suspected) and they lost the the 2 confirmed. According to the nurse, they left but before they did, they were walking around touching everything. Hospitals on a massive cleaning lock down and I’m stuck here. Son of a...... I walked right past the 2 patients. When I came in, they were leaving. Police were called to track them down and warn anyone who has been in contact and the nurse is telling me I might count as one. WTF. What a gong show.

Im not in the vulnerable age group but I just read how a 37yr old healthy guy died from it. 😳 I’m just hoping I don’t get quarantined up here. JHC, I’d be 3skat nipple rubbing myself. 😂
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 07:43 PM
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Update to waiting at the hospital. Native lady came in by ambulance ridiculously high on meth. 47yrs old and barely responsive. Helicopter coming to pick her up to take her to a better hospital about 900km south of here. Good old tax payers money hard at work.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 07:51 PM
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How many people in this hospital? Any idea what they're going to do with you?
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 07:57 PM
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F DUDE!!! DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL!!!


Edit....TOSH.O

 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallows
How many people in this hospital? Any idea what they're going to do with you?
Not very many people. The town has a population (including surrounding reserves) of about 3000 people.

I just came back from X-ray and I don’t know what they are planning to do with the covid crap. Nothings been said so I assume it’s all good. No lead pad used on the area that needed X-ray so that might keep the boys from swimming around. 😂

Update on meth lady. She’s yelling up a storm now. Strapped down to the bed. 😳
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
F DUDE!!! DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL!!!


Edit....TOSH.O
Ya man. Just needed an X-ray to make sure nothings broke. I’ll call my doctor tomorrow and he will probably want me back at home for MRI and what not.

I’ve told the FTE boys before I told the wife. She will worry so I’ll keep her in the dark until I know exactly what’s up. I’ll blame it on a dead phone battery or something. Hahah
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:10 PM
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someone needs to call teddys wife and tell her he is out tearing up the town.

before he gets home of course
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
someone needs to call teddys wife and tell her he is out tearing up the town.

before he gets home of course
At least I found the place where all the women have a full set of teeth. All the nurses 👍 Even had a chubby blonde pull my pants down for me. 👍
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallows
How many people in this hospital? Any idea what they're going to do with you?
Teddy's doctor dude practicing. F'N A TEDDY!!!!! GET OUTTA THERE!!!!



SECURITY!!!! SECURITY!!!!! TEDDY FOUND OUT HE CANT POST FROM ER!!!
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
ROFLMAO. Busted by Scags trail cam again.

There is a tv show called Tosh.0 and they did a montage of people running over their golfing buddies. It was hilarious. The joke he made during the montage was “golfs too affordable these days” 😂. Dang, here’s the clip. It’s a good laugh. LANGUAGE WARNING(probably)

https://youtu.be/L0bbvTKfJJc

Dang dudes. I shouldn’t of went to the hospital to get an x-ray. 4 covid patients in the last hour (2 confirmed, 2 suspected) and they lost the the 2 confirmed. According to the nurse, they left but before they did, they were walking around touching everything. Hospitals on a massive cleaning lock down and I’m stuck here. Son of a...... I walked right past the 2 patients. When I came in, they were leaving. Police were called to track them down and warn anyone who has been in contact and the nurse is telling me I might count as one. WTF. What a gong show.

Im not in the vulnerable age group but I just read how a 37yr old healthy guy died from it. 😳 I’m just hoping I don’t get quarantined up here. JHC, I’d be 3skat nipple rubbing myself. 😂
You won’t get it walking by them unless they cough/sneeze in your face. Wash your hands and don’t pick your nose and you’ll be fine.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:31 PM
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Damn Teddy!! You got yourself right in the middle of a s... show!!
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BroncoRN
You won’t get it walking by them unless they cough/sneeze in your face. Wash your hands and don’t pick your nose and you’ll be fine.
I know I won’t catch it. They weren’t coughing and I was far enough away to not have anything transfer. But come on Bronco, I have to pick my nose. 😂

Update. Out of hospital now. X-ray negative but doctor says (I don’t know if X-ray showed) I have ligament damage. 3-6 weeks. Now I have to drive 1000 miles home with a sore ***. Ugh. I don’t think Xrays shoe ligament damage so I’ll have an MRI at a real hospital back in civilization.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
I know I won’t catch it. They weren’t coughing and I was far enough away to not have anything transfer. But come on Bronco, I have to pick my nose. 😂

Update. Out of hospital now. X-ray negative but doctor says (I don’t know if X-ray showed) I have ligament damage. 3-6 weeks. Now I have to drive 1000 miles home with a sore ***. Ugh. I don’t think Xrays shoe ligament damage so I’ll have an MRI at a real hospital back in civilization.
^^^^^OK THIS SUCKS Damn man we hate it for ya
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:33 PM
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You'll be better tomorrow Teddy, hang in there!

edit.... finally got me with no stickman to post for this! I'm gonna have to contact engineering dept.!!
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
I know I won’t catch it. They weren’t coughing and I was far enough away to not have anything transfer. But come on Bronco, I have to pick my nose. 😂

Update. Out of hospital now. X-ray negative but doctor says (I don’t know if X-ray showed) I have ligament damage. 3-6 weeks. Now I have to drive 1000 miles home with a sore ***. Ugh. I don’t think Xrays shoe ligament damage so I’ll have an MRI at a real hospital back in civilization.
sounds like quite a place. Safe travels back home.
 



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