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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
You'll be better tomorrow Teddy, hang in there!

Matt, not stepping in front of you brother.....


MEANWHILE BACK HOME TEDDY IS HAVING TROUBLE DEALING WITH HIS BAD GOLF OUTING

 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:38 PM
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Seriously though, hate it for you. This really sucks. Gonna be a rough trip back home.
We'll get Scag's mower filled up in case we need to come get you! Hope you feel better soon.

3-6 weeks rest? You'll make an excellent armchair quarterback!!
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver

Matt, not stepping in front of you brother.....


MEANWHILE BACK HOME TEDDY IS HAVING TROUBLE DEALING WITH HIS BAD GOLF OUTING
OMG!! awsome Scags!!! I'm proud of you man!!!
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
OMG!! awsome Scags!!! I'm proud of you man!!!
Just following your lead.....never knew stickman was out there. I ran across it under hospital mental health gifs. But as the saying goes....The floor is yours Senator
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
I know I won’t catch it. They weren’t coughing and I was far enough away to not have anything transfer. But come on Bronco, I have to pick my nose. 😂

Update. Out of hospital now. X-ray negative but doctor says (I don’t know if X-ray showed) I have ligament damage. 3-6 weeks. Now I have to drive 1000 miles home with a sore ***. Ugh. I don’t think Xrays shoe ligament damage so I’ll have an MRI at a real hospital back in civilization.
Get one of those royal purple gel waffle cushions for the drive!
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 08:51 PM
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OMG. You guys are great. I’m just about heading back to town. About 90 miles the wrong way to get back to my house. Should be interesting on how I’m going to unload work gear and load up all the personal stuff to go home. Might just have to pay an employee to help me. I’ll be MIA for a bit. Have a good one boys and maybe now with this injury, it will give me time to actually get it fixed. Silver linings. 👍
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:18 PM
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At least I found the place where all the women have a full set of teeth. All the nurses 👍 Even had a chubby blonde pull my pants down for me. 👍
Dammit Teddy! Man, I hate you got hurt like that. Hope you have safe travels and get all healed up.
The nurse thing reminds me of when I had my vasecstomy, somewhere around 2004-05. The nurse that took my info and took me to the room was 1/2 of the 1000# sisters. After I got disrobed and was waiting for the moment of truth in walked the nurse that was going to assist in the procedure. Holy shxt, she was drop dead gorgeous and about 30 years old. Oh my God, the thoughts that raced through my head. Anyway, I hadn't prepped ground zero properly and there was some additional shaving to be done. Damn, I was doing everything in my power not to show any detectable effects of my sudden unexpected nether region handling by such a fine female specimen. I managed to get through that with only minimal embarrassment but after the procedure was over I was trying to get dressed and was still a little woozy. She had to assist me in that operation also. It was a unique experience for sure. I always imagined running into her in a restaurant or something. What a freaking awkward situation that would have been.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:24 PM
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My wife wants me to get a vasectomy. That was never my plan really. I’ve seen them done and, uh, THAT was enough. I think she will have to drug me.
 
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:29 PM
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Old Jul 12, 2020 | 09:32 PM
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My wife wants me to get a vasectomy. That was never my plan really. I’ve seen them done and, uh, THAT was enough. I think she will have to drug me.
The worst part is the initial embarrassment and weirdness of the situation. Then take it easy for a couple of days like they tell you. I had a friend that had one and he didn't heed the take it easy part. The dipstick went home and felt pretty good so he gets on his lawnmower and commences to mowing his yard. Next day he's bask in the dr's office and his ******* is swollen, he said big as a bowling ball which is probably an exaggeration, but you're a medical professional so you've probably got a good idea of it. If you've done all the procreation you plan on doing I'd go for it.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
The worst part is the initial embarrassment and weirdness of the situation. Then take it easy for a couple of days like they tell you. I had a friend that had one and he didn't heed the take it easy part. The dipstick went home and felt pretty good so he gets on his lawnmower and commences to mowing his yard. Next day he's bask in the dr's office and his ******* is swollen, he said big as a bowling ball which is probably an exaggeration, but you're a medical professional so you've probably got a good idea of it. If you've done all the procreation you plan on doing I'd go for it.
I didn't listen well enough. Big as a grapefruit. Then again, they started the size of a baseball, so not too much different.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:21 PM
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I didn't listen well enough. Big as a grapefruit. Then again, they started the size of a baseball, so not too much different.
Someone once mentioned the term "over-sharing" on the Covid thread. You don't think we've hit that level of information disclosure yet, do you?
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:26 PM
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Someone once mentioned the term "over-sharing" on the Covid thread. You don't think we've hit that level of information disclosure yet, do you?
TMI!! This conversation has gone way down, don't even want to think about it.
 
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16 buckets of dirt disposed of tonight. I had to do it tonight because they were all in the truck bed and the truck goes into the dealership Monday at 7 am for recall work.
 
Old Jul 12, 2020 | 10:34 PM
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16 buckets of dirt disposed of tonight. I had to do it tonight because they were all in the truck bed and the truck goes into the dealership Monday at 7 am for recall work.
Someone is going to think you're burying a body or something Jim. What recall?
 



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