General Nonsense Thread
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Seriously though, hate it for you. This really sucks. Gonna be a rough trip back home.
We'll get Scag's mower filled up in case we need to come get you! Hope you feel better soon.
3-6 weeks rest? You'll make an excellent armchair quarterback!!
We'll get Scag's mower filled up in case we need to come get you! Hope you feel better soon.
3-6 weeks rest? You'll make an excellent armchair quarterback!!
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I know I won’t catch it. They weren’t coughing and I was far enough away to not have anything transfer. But come on Bronco, I have to pick my nose. 😂
Update. Out of hospital now. X-ray negative but doctor says (I don’t know if X-ray showed) I have ligament damage. 3-6 weeks. Now I have to drive 1000 miles home with a sore ***. Ugh. I don’t think Xrays shoe ligament damage so I’ll have an MRI at a real hospital back in civilization.
Update. Out of hospital now. X-ray negative but doctor says (I don’t know if X-ray showed) I have ligament damage. 3-6 weeks. Now I have to drive 1000 miles home with a sore ***. Ugh. I don’t think Xrays shoe ligament damage so I’ll have an MRI at a real hospital back in civilization.
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OMG. You guys are great. I’m just about heading back to town. About 90 miles the wrong way to get back to my house. Should be interesting on how I’m going to unload work gear and load up all the personal stuff to go home. Might just have to pay an employee to help me. I’ll be MIA for a bit. Have a good one boys and maybe now with this injury, it will give me time to actually get it fixed. Silver linings. 👍
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The nurse thing reminds me of when I had my vasecstomy, somewhere around 2004-05. The nurse that took my info and took me to the room was 1/2 of the 1000# sisters. After I got disrobed and was waiting for the moment of truth in walked the nurse that was going to assist in the procedure. Holy shxt, she was drop dead gorgeous and about 30 years old. Oh my God, the thoughts that raced through my head. Anyway, I hadn't prepped ground zero properly and there was some additional shaving to be done. Damn, I was doing everything in my power not to show any detectable effects of my sudden unexpected nether region handling by such a fine female specimen. I managed to get through that with only minimal embarrassment but after the procedure was over I was trying to get dressed and was still a little woozy. She had to assist me in that operation also. It was a unique experience for sure. I always imagined running into her in a restaurant or something. What a freaking awkward situation that would have been.
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My wife wants me to get a vasectomy. That was never my plan really. I’ve seen them done and, uh, THAT was enough. I think she will have to drug me.
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The worst part is the initial embarrassment and weirdness of the situation. Then take it easy for a couple of days like they tell you. I had a friend that had one and he didn't heed the take it easy part. The dipstick went home and felt pretty good so he gets on his lawnmower and commences to mowing his yard. Next day he's bask in the dr's office and his ******* is swollen, he said big as a bowling ball which is probably an exaggeration, but you're a medical professional so you've probably got a good idea of it. If you've done all the procreation you plan on doing I'd go for it.
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The worst part is the initial embarrassment and weirdness of the situation. Then take it easy for a couple of days like they tell you. I had a friend that had one and he didn't heed the take it easy part. The dipstick went home and felt pretty good so he gets on his lawnmower and commences to mowing his yard. Next day he's bask in the dr's office and his ******* is swollen, he said big as a bowling ball which is probably an exaggeration, but you're a medical professional so you've probably got a good idea of it. If you've done all the procreation you plan on doing I'd go for it.
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