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Old Jul 11, 2020 | 09:50 PM
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Did you happen to catch the bear sexually assaulting the dude on the floor before i deleted it?
I saw that one Skag. It was hilarious. Where do you guys get these things. Never mind. If I knew I wouldn't ever get any work done.
 
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Saw it this time 😂😂😂😂

The mindless thread is definitely on the down low. 😂😂😂
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 09:53 PM
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I saw that one Skag. It was hilarious. Where do you guys get these things. Never mind. If I knew I wouldn't ever get any work done.
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Old Jul 11, 2020 | 09:55 PM
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No way, that thread is off limits except for a chosen few!!! Its totally senseless, but funny.
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:16 PM
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No way, that thread is off limits except for a chosen few!!! Its totally senseless, but funny.
I have a feeling your wife and mine have a different definition of funny than we do.
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
I have a feeling your wife and mine have a different definition of funny than we do.
My wife wouldn’t find anything funny on that thread. 😂

What are you guys up to?

 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:21 PM
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Some of the worst mosquitos are up north. They aren't bad around here. No flies unless you're around livestock.
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
My wife wouldn’t find anything funny on that thread. 😂

What are you guys up to?
well its gone off now, but I was watching THE HOLIDAY with wifey. It's a chic movie, she loves that shyte. Maybe because she's a chic.
Anyway after supper getting ready to go for a walk around property she spies this on the guide. "Can we watch please???"
What do you do? Say NO?? Hell no you don't. You sit your happy **** down, smile, and on the other side of the sofa text you guys.
When she asked what I'm doing......I told her some dude in Canada is having bear issues
 
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Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:35 PM
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My wife wouldn’t find anything funny on that thread. 😂

What are you guys up to?
Had to meet a customer at 8 this morning so he could pick up the rest of his order he couldn't fit on his trailer. Wifey came up there about 9 and we got our new office lady's area set up so she can get to work when she gets there towards the end of next week. Took a break and went to look at a 36' ATC toy hauler my dealer had in stock, but sold. They are expensive but well made . All aluminum with massive payload. Damn thing lists for $125k. There's just enough room in the garage for a 2-door Wrangler. That's going to take a lot of thought, though. That kind of coin could buy a lot of nights in the old Holiday Inn Express. Our main concern is finding decent dog friendly hotels on the road. Came back & finished what we were doing and came home. Drank a few beers, cooked out, played cards, then checked out FTE. Typical BS around here, we lead a pretty mundane existence. How's life below zero?
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:36 PM
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Todd Hoffman could have used HRTKD first season of Gold Rush. Back when it was real
 
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Jim, these buggers are unreal. In town and on the golf course, they aren’t too bad but go out into the bush, you will have thousands of them surrounding you. Thicker coveralls, gloves and mosquito net are a must or you’d go insane.

Scags, a mans got to do what a mans got to do especially after the wife lays the towel down on the hotel couch. Honey, let’s watch this chic flic. Ok dear, let me just put on my mid level pair of weed eating pants and we will get down to it. 😂
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
well its gone off now, but I was watching THE HOLIDAY with wifey. It's a chic movie, she loves that shyte. Maybe because she's a chic.
Anyway after supper getting ready to go for a walk around property she spies this on the guide. "Can we watch please???"
What do you do? Say NO?? Hell no you don't. You sit your happy **** down, smile, and on the other side of the sofa text you guys.
When she asked what I'm doing......I told her some dude in Canada is having bear issues
Be thankful you haven't had to sit and listen to "Flea Market Flip." For some reason Wifey really likes that show even though she might get me to go to a flea market every other year. If you don't know, the gist of the show is for two teams (2 people per) to take their seed money and buy shxt and fix it up or convert it and re-sell it. Exciting, right? The team that makes the most profit wins a cash prize. It's about as interesting as watching lizards copulate. On top of that, there's a high percentage of the contestants that are of the rump ranger variety. Nothing about watching two flamers prance around a flea market interests me. Right now we're watching "Fried Green Tomatoes." Actually, she's watching it and I'm over here at the table on the laptop. But we are in the same vicinity so that counts for doing things together.
 
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Had to meet a customer at 8 this morning so he could pick up the rest of his order he couldn't fit on his trailer. Wifey came up there about 9 and we got our new office lady's area set up so she can get to work when she gets there towards the end of next week. Took a break and went to look at a 36' ATC toy hauler my dealer had in stock, but sold. They are expensive but well made . All aluminum with massive payload. Damn thing lists for $125k. There's just enough room in the garage for a 2-door Wrangler. That's going to take a lot of thought, though. That kind of coin could buy a lot of nights in the old Holiday Inn Express. Our main concern is finding decent dog friendly hotels on the road. Came back & finished what we were doing and came home. Drank a few beers, cooked out, played cards, then checked out FTE. Typical BS around here, we lead a pretty mundane existence. How's life below zero?
Below 0? 😂

Temps here are getting into the lower 20C (70ish) and the lows are around 12C(55ish). It’s nice having it cool off at night because the humidity here has been high due to it raining darn near every day for a month. A took a drive around town and there are only 2 houses with air conditioning. 😂
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:49 PM
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Be thankful you haven't had to sit and listen to "Flea Market Flip." For some reason Wifey really likes that show even though she might get me to go to a flea market every other year. If you don't know, the gist of the show is for two teams (2 people per) to take their seed money and buy shxt and fix it up or convert it and re-sell it. Exciting, right? The team that makes the most profit wins a cash prize. It's about as interesting as watching lizards copulate. On top of that, there's a high percentage of the contestants that are of the rump ranger variety. Nothing about watching two flamers prance around a flea market interests me. Right now we're watching "Fried Green Tomatoes." Actually, she's watching it and I'm over here at the table on the laptop. But we are in the same vicinity so that counts for doing things together.
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

I'm older and have more insurance. That's in the movie. The stuff we watch just for a little jogger hunting

And Teddy tomorrow is Sunday. I'll wear regular grass weedeating pants. Not briar weedeating pants. They're too chewed up
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:54 PM
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Below 0? 😂

Temps here are getting into the lower 20C (70ish) and the lows are around 12C(55ish). It’s nice having it cool off at night because the humidity here has been high due to it raining darn near every day for a month. A took a drive around town and there are only 2 houses with air conditioning. 😂
That was a reference to a TV show about these people in the great frozen north "Life Below Zero." I think they are all in Alaska. There's a pretty eclectic mix of folks there.
 



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