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Old Jul 10, 2020 | 11:55 PM
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Umm Teddy......what is pink shirt girl doing?
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😂🤣 Yeah Teddy, what is she doing!?
Not what you think she’s doing. 😁

In before the warning....
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 08:05 AM
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^^ Damn, I think Skags and Teddy must have conspired to write that script.
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 08:07 AM
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You guys have been busy today.

Im with ya on roll over dude. He needs to take some triactin. (try acting) like a man. 😂

Golf was a fail. I have never seen a course so wet. Damn near unplayable...... I can’t believe they let people on it. Whatever....... a bad day off golf is better than a day of work.

Nice to see our ain’t right buddy back in full swing. He’s coming in with the zingers like a madman. 👍

Time to smoke up some steaks. Check back in later.

smoke marijuana instead. steak is really hard to roll tight, plus it makes the paper too wet to burn.
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 08:28 AM
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Damn dudes....... meat jacket was a huge success and even the baby d1cks. It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean...... at least that’s what I tell the wife. Dang, she replies with..... ya but have you ever tried to cross the ocean in a row boat...... self burn.


I just had to kick my new employee out of my house. Dang 24yr old punk comes over calling my co owner lazy and bad mouthing him. Of course this kid is high as a kite and been drinking whisky all day. Seriously, just randomly showed up at my house..... no invite..... no nothing. By kicking him out of my house, I mean by the scruff of the neck. This young generation really grinds my gears. 🤦‍♂️

Anyways, dang Bowtie, you got to get your kid back at work from the newborn “vacation”. You’re supposed to be in the office FTEing all day and taking afternoon naps. 😂
Teddy, you were the roastee last night. That was some funny stuff. Very creative and resourceful bunch around here.
My son came back Monday. Thing is, if one of us needs to drive it's better I go because, frankly, I'm old and shot out and he's much more productive in here than I am. Him and my daughter didn't leave until after 7 Friday. All I had to do was hold the wheel and go where I was told. I had to come back up here this morning and meet a customer who couldn't fit all of his order on his trailer yesterday, so the beers were put on hold last night.
You are right about the young kids these days though. i have gone through my share of them over the years. We've got a really good crew now, but only 2 of them are younger than 25. Mt son is 26 but he's been raised to work hard. He started here at 18 and didn't take long to understand the bosses' son meant you have to work harder and do it better. My daughter has her master's degree and was a nurse practitioner until she came on board about 4 years ago. She's pretty driven so I am the anchor and need to get my old a** out of here! LOL... it's coming. 2-3 years max.
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 09:52 AM
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Good morning everyone! 10:50 east coast, slept in today.
Bowtie, you got the dream setup going on with your kids following in your footsteps, that's really cool.
I'm sure Scag beat me out there but its TIME TO MOW!!!!! Check in later.
Scag, you need to give up the north face hat & jacket & wear the meat coat when you mow. Itll flush out the buzzards!!
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
Good morning everyone! 10:50 east coast, slept in today.
Bowtie, you got the dream setup going on with your kids following in your footsteps, that's really cool.
I'm sure Scag beat me out there but its TIME TO MOW!!!!! Check in later.
Scag, you need to give up the north face hat & jacket & wear the meat coat when you mow. Itll flush out the buzzards!!
11:10 East Coast!!! BEEN ON THE PHONE BOYS!!!

FOXPRO FIREFLY RED SCAN LIGHT!!!! ON ORDER!!!

PERFECT FOR 17 OAKS FLUSHING OUT THE NAY SAYERS!!!!

EXCELLENT VID TEDDY!!! FIRE BLANKET DUDE IS Y2K!!!!

I'M TRAILING MATT, GOTTA GET IT BOYS!!!

LATER DUDES!!!!
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:17 AM
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SULLIVAN COUNTY TN, MASK MANDATE SUNDAY 12AM

Zeuss is ready
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
11:10 East Coast!!! BEEN ON THE PHONE BOYS!!!

FOXPRO FIREFLY RED SCAN LIGHT!!!! ON ORDER!!!

PERFECT FOR 17 OAKS FLUSHING OUT THE NAY SAYERS!!!!

EXCELLENT VID TEDDY!!! FIRE BLANKET DUDE IS Y2K!!!!

I'M TRAILING MATT, GOTTA GET IT BOYS!!!

LATER DUDES!!!!
 
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Old Jul 11, 2020 | 10:36 AM
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Thank you AdirondEx!!!! I've never done this before im going with that!!!

Looking at late next week for a hunt

 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 12:48 PM
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Got all of my wife's family here. Not enough alcohol here to put up with them
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattm400
Good morning everyone! 10:50 east coast, slept in today.
Bowtie, you got the dream setup going on with your kids following in your footsteps, that's really cool.
I'm sure Scag beat me out there but its TIME TO MOW!!!!! Check in later.
Scag, you need to give up the north face hat & jacket & wear the meat coat when you mow. Itll flush out the buzzards!!
Thanks. I am real happy it's working out like we planned it. There's still plenty of time for the shxt to hit the fan but so far so good. My luck though is on my last day I'll be walking out to my truck to leave and a Boeing bomb (think Joe Dirt) takes me out. LOL....
Meanwhile, one of the most useful presents I ever got. This bottle cooler is a must for drinking beer here in the summer (March-December). 16 oz aluminum bottles fit perfectly. You can put 12 oz ones in there but it's kind of like shooting .38's out of your .357. Cheers. Hope everyone is having a great day. Mine is getting better.
On another note, the A/C in the house took a crap yesterday. Called out A/C guy but he probably can't get here 'til Monday. Bummer.


 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 04:39 PM
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You just need to drink your beer faster 😉
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 05:07 PM
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Like this!!! Gotta drink it before it gets warm!!
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 05:51 PM
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Or like this
 
Old Jul 11, 2020 | 05:53 PM
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Thanks. I am real happy it's working out like we planned it. There's still plenty of time for the shxt to hit the fan but so far so good. My luck though is on my last day I'll be walking out to my truck to leave and a Boeing bomb (think Joe Dirt) takes me out. LOL....
Meanwhile, one of the most useful presents I ever got. This bottle cooler is a must for drinking beer here in the summer (March-December). 16 oz aluminum bottles fit perfectly. You can put 12 oz ones in there but it's kind of like shooting .38's out of your .357. Cheers. Hope everyone is having a great day. Mine is getting better.
On another note, the A/C in the house took a crap yesterday. Called out A/C guy but he probably can't get here 'til Monday. Bummer.

Originally Posted by TeddyD
You just need to drink your beer faster 😉
Originally Posted by Mattm400
Like this!!! Gotta drink it before it gets warm!!
Originally Posted by Gallows
Got all of my wife's family here. Not enough alcohol here to put up with them
OK Gallows man.....I'M IN!!!!

BLACK SHORTS COUSIN CHIC HAS IT DIALED IN!!!!

DANG YA'LL ARE LIVING RIGHT TODAY!!!! THAT BEER LOOKS TASTY!!!

Going fishing tomorrow....gotta a little more to do!!!!

BACK TO CUTTING!!!!

oh yeah......mowing.....checking thread
 



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