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Since you have a headache now Teddy you can't have a beer.
SEE!!!! WE SHOULD HAVE JUMPED ON THAT ONE!!! HATE DEALER THREAD!!!! TEDDY HAS A HEADACHE, NOW NO BEER!!!!
IT WAS RIGHT THERE, WHY FORCAL WAS CHOMPING AT THE BIT, HE WAS READY!!!! JUST WAITING FOR OL TEXAS TO BITE ON THE DELTA LINE!!!!!
Edit.....we're into our liquid refreshing-ments. Notice......massage guy. Remember him? We'll he best not show up since no ones on point over in tech.....makes no different I'M ON TO YOU MASSAGE GUY!!!!
SEE!!!! WE SHOULD HAVE JUMPED ON THAT ONE!!! HATE DEALER THREAD!!!! TEDDY HAS A HEADACHE, NOW NO BEER!!!!
IT WAS RIGHT THERE, WHY FORCAL WAS CHOMPING AT THE BIT, HE WAS READY!!!! JUST WAITING FOR OL TEXAS TO BITE ON THE DELTA LINE!!!!!
Edit.....we're into our liquid refreshing-ments. Notice......massage guy. Remember him? We'll he best not show up since no ones on point over in tech.....makes no different I'M ON TO YOU MASSAGE GUY!!!!
Massage guy, is he back?
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Actually Tom, us more sophisticated hillbilllies and rednecks place more value on the fingers as opposed to toes. With the phalanges of the hand we can easily pick our noses, scratch our crotches, and dig around our posterior cracks whereas the phalanges of the feet would require extreme flexibility to achieve said tasks. Unfortunately for most of us, beer bellies and moobies negate the extreme flexibility aspect.
edit.... and he even has diving skills from the scaffolding in the bedroom.....
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Actually Tom, us more sophisticated hillbilllies and rednecks place more value on the fingers as opposed to toes. With the phalanges of the hand we can easily pick our noses, scratch our crotches, and dig around our posterior cracks whereas the phalanges of the feet would require extreme flexibility to achieve said tasks. Unfortunately for most of us, beer bellies and moobies negate the extreme flexibility aspect.
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I know, right? These damned Yankees lump us into one basket of unsophisticated, inbred, un-edumicated, ingrates. Some of are sophisticated inbred, edumicated, ingrates. And damn proud of it!
With that being said, I'm off to eat, drink, blow us shxt, and generally celebrate with family & friends. Y'all be careful and have a Happy 4th. Y'all come back now, ya' hear?
With that being said, I'm off to eat, drink, blow us shxt, and generally celebrate with family & friends. Y'all be careful and have a Happy 4th. Y'all come back now, ya' hear?
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I know, right? These damned Yankees lump us into one basket of unsophisticated, inbred, un-edumicated, ingrates. Some of are sophisticated inbred, edumicated, ingrates. And damn proud of it!
With that being said, I'm off to eat, drink, blow us shxt, and generally celebrate with family & friends. Y'all be careful and have a Happy 4th. Y'all come back now, ya' hear?
With that being said, I'm off to eat, drink, blow us shxt, and generally celebrate with family & friends. Y'all be careful and have a Happy 4th. Y'all come back now, ya' hear?
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hey now, hold on with that damn yankee crap. i lived in Granite Quarry NC for years before moving back up here.
pay up here was twice what it was down there, and i do half the work.
ok, well technically i don't do any work at all up here, but i still get paid twice what i was getting down there.
pay up here was twice what it was down there, and i do half the work.
ok, well technically i don't do any work at all up here, but i still get paid twice what i was getting down there.
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Actually Tom, us more sophisticated hillbilllies and rednecks place more value on the fingers as opposed to toes. With the phalanges of the hand we can easily pick our noses, scratch our crotches, and dig around our posterior cracks whereas the phalanges of the feet would require extreme flexibility to achieve said tasks. Unfortunately for most of us, beer bellies and moobies negate the extreme flexibility aspect.