Wow, that is a serious struggle. Can also be a nightmare when they all sync up. You're still in the running for that age range too. Me at 46, they call me Sir, not my favorite haha.

 

One of the girls would wear skimpy shirts during inspector meeting because she liked the attention. Inspectors age was 40-75. I never knew where to look and when they modelled off the new clothes they bought............. We didn’t work very hard....... Well they didn’t. Keeping my eyes on the computer screen was hard work. 😬

Edit. My wife had no idea. If she did, I wouldnt be here today 🤣

 

I missed Teddys "pull the stick out of your ****" comments.
I was out mowing and then came back into a dumpster fire, so I really wasn't checking missed posts

 

That's a funny story. I canoed and kayaked around Catalina Island in 2010. If you had to go, you jumped into the ocean and took an "Aqua Dump". Hoping the whole time that the sharks weren't around. That really motivated you to accelerate the process.

I looked at an ATC 40' toy hauler a couple months ago. Great looking trailer, but a bit long. My wife vetoed it. I really like the cabinetry in the ATC trailers. Zero wood/fake wood!

I really feel bad for you. Not!

 

I figured you missed that one. 👍

 

Well, I was invited to the party by Scag Driver apparently because I appreciated the suspension system on a deluxe model in a photograph that he posted. Or possibly because of some rough talk (Shining BS) that I dispensed upon a guy for excessive whining. So if anyone wants to deport me, take it up with Scag Driver.

Coincidentally, I am also a happy Scag Driver.

I hope to bring sunshine, glitter, and unicorns, naaah that isn’t me.

Anyway, as an initial comment, I must complement Teddy D on his career choice and coworkers. I have told plenty of women that if they put it on display, then I will look at it. Those women were probably plenty horny and probably would have given free samples.

Has anyone tried to answer Scag Driver’s question in his signature? My answer is “aim dead on”.

 

Geez. Jim and ***** are missing the struggle.

Let’s say you buy and perfectly BBQ the juiciest ribeye steak, plate it, pour a nice cold beer of your choice in an ice frosted mug and set it on the table in front of you. You sit down, turn on the game and look at that juicy slab of meat. Ok, you with me? Got that picture in your mind? Mouth watering? Now, you just have to sit there and look at the steak. You can’t take a bite, you try to keep your eyes adverted but there it is, taunting you out of your peripheral vision. Your throat gets parched, wouldn’t that frosted beer taste pretty good? Nope, you can’t drink it. You know what, maybe looking over at the game will take your mind off of it. Guess what, you can’t look at the game long enough to figure out what’s going on. You know the steak will be juicy, you know the beer will
quench your thirst and you really want to see what’s going on in the game but you are forbidden to partake in all 3 activities. Did I paint a good enough picture? Sounds like a struggle to me.

Ok, I’m not going to lie. It was awesome 👍 I had to throw some drama in there because I liked your post so much over at the f-150 thread 😂 I bought a real truck so did I make a mistake because I didn’t buy a car? 😂

Welcome to the show *****. I’ve seen Scags signature but I’m on mobile so I have to go looking for it. His question went right over my head. 😀

 

Hi Teddy,

This is Scag Driver’s question in his signature: “He's downhill 350, I'm 1.5"high at 100 so......”

I really do appreciate your struggle with an Angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. For me, it is best to remove myself from those situations.
That is a great analogy that is perfect for me. I like your dramatic tension filled recounting of the events.
Last week I had some 1.5” thick bone in ribeyes aging with some spices. So, I cooked them to rare-medium over a wood fire. Then I sat down with my 2 steaks and a mug of hard cider to watch Carly Simon’s concert at Martha’s Vineyard from ages ago. All 3 were superlative!

I have been faithful to my wife, just like many guys. We are supposed to be faithful. However, like when on a diet, I can still look at the dessert menu. Some women make a hobby out of teasing men because they like the attention. Then, they pretend to be shocked and offended when a man looks too much. Those women get my statement if they are going to show it, then I am going to look at it.

Thanks for the welcome to fun part of the website!

 

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!! 5:31 EAST COAST

My sig line........its me hunting. I've ranged a buck at 350 yards. I know at 100 yards I'm 1.5" high above bullseye. So my sig line is me thinking that split second on where to hold the crosshairs in the scope. It would be the 2nd circle in my scopes reticle.

WELCOME *****!!!! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT MAN!!!!!
I know you'll be a great addition to Teddy's thread. Cause like I say...... TEDDY, YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB QUARTERBACKING THIS THING!!!!

LATER DUDES BE SAFE TODAY!!!!

^first user pic. How naive I was

 

Nice deer Skags. What did you shoot him with? Looks clean on this side, no visible bullet entry/exit.

 

Teddy's strategy for "not" looking at the hot girls.

 

Its a .308 150g Hornady. 194 yards. I was reading up on these high shoulder spine drop there shots. It works if you don't shoot over them

Get'n the fever man already!!!!

 

I'll just be 1000 miles away in a trailer with 4 hot chics.
Ok

 

That project ended so no more 4 hot chicks. Now I’m back in the field playing frogger with bears in the forest.

Your kill shot looks ridiculously clean Scags. I thought maybe your mower slung a rock and you just knocked em out. Quick, get in camo and snap a pic before he wakes up 😂

This thread is all of ours. Just a continuation of Broncos 👍

Bowtie nailed it with the eyes. 😂

A guy has to be careful these days, look for a second too long and next thing you know, you’re off the project for sexual harassment. I’ve always been faithful to my wife...... but that doesn’t mean I can’t look. Like the old saying, why go out for burgers when you got steak at home. But dang dudes, every once in a while you get he craving and you just want to dive in mouth wide open and just ravage the heck out of a bacon double cheeseburger. 😂 We’ve all been there *****, meet the look at me girls that get mad when you look. If your going to have your **** hanging out the bottom of your shirt, I don’t care whose grandma you are, I’m looking 😂😂😂

 

^^^this man knows^^^ True words