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Old Jun 24, 2020 | 08:42 PM
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Is there a Happy Ending at the chiropractor?
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Me love you long time.....
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200 miles is quite a trip on a mower! What kind of mileage you getting on that thing?
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Pretty sure Keystone is an American beer. Not a good one.
HRTKD I see what you did there

Teddy sees and knows what you did there

Matt good mileage.... no death wobble we run solid no flats

ForCal.....empty stomach quick buzz it's all good

Teddy, ForCal, HRTKD.... Masters and Fiend in one thread. BRUHAHAHAHAHA BOW BEFORE THE NONSENSE THREAD TECH PEASENTS!!!!!

AdirondEx.......wasn't that the dude who died at the lake 5 years ago?


^ visit was interesting 🤔 I told back crack guy I was spaz'ing little bit with long runs mowing. Said he knew just what I needed. I'm loose now


9:40 pm East Coast......thinking about a shower, but it might trigger PTSD
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 08:46 PM
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Some of you guys are probably a lot tougher than me but I was no slouch in the day and never backed down to anyone but last night was pretty intense. I held and pointed a gun on a human for the first time in my life. Hopefully I scared him more than he scared me. Parking truck outside tonight to let creep know I here. World is taking a big *****.
GOOD JOB!!!!

Question......back in the day......how much could you bench???
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 08:55 PM
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He goes down past the garage and by the fire pit checking out the front and come back towards the ront door.


I open the door and startle him while standing there in my underwear holding my shotgun. The old lady was standing behind me digging her nails in me. WTF He starts walking toward me I slide the pump forward putting a slug in the chamber. He hears it and stops I ask Can I help you?

He says he's staying at the campgrounds up river from me and looking for another camp, I tell him what F'N camp you looking for? He says I'm lost where's the campground and mumbles something about boy scouts and he's lost. He asked which way is the campground I tell him that way.



Now he starts pointing in different directions playing stupid. I admit I was scared in the beginning but now I'm pissed, I yelled at him, turn around and leave the same way you got here! He says this way, or this way? I said get the F off my property now as_hole. Pretty intense situation.

That's pretty bad stuff there! People are crazy these days. At least you were on top of it. Who knows what he might have done had you not seen him. You did good!!!
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 08:59 PM
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GOOD JOB!!!!

Question......back in the day......how much could you bench???
☆☆Most importantly, how fast could you run, with bare feet!? And can you still fit under your truck?
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:20 PM
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AdirondEx......hey man that was some intense s---. Do you think it was the shotgun or the underwear that got him the message???

 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:22 PM
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AdirondEx......hey man that was some intense s---. Do you think it was the shotgun or the underwear that got him the message???
probably the STRIPE on the underwear!
He got lucky though, glad it didnt escalate
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:26 PM
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probably the STRIPE on the underwear!
He got lucky though, glad it didnt escalate
AdirondEx......"It's ok babe I'll erase the ring video nobody will know i really off'd him"

Cop....."so this FTE thing...... "
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:32 PM
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Hey Scags, maybe we should go visit Adirondex, sit on the porch at night & see if someone shows up. Between us Ky. & Tn. Boys, they will learn to stay away!
Unless they run off just seeing the Mower and Harley parked in the driveway! Lol
 
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Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:41 PM
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Someone that is up to nefarious purposes might not be using a flashlight. That dude sure looked lost. But who knows?

As a current Boy Scout leader, now is the time for troops to be at summer camp. However, we are almost always in some sort of Scout uniform, either Class A (formal) or Class B (t-shirt) during summer camp. Either way, usually you can't help but realize we're Scouts by the shirts. If this was a troop's DIY summer camp then they wouldn't be in the same uniform.
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:43 PM
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Hey Scags, maybe we should go visit Adirondex, sit on the porch at night & see if someone shows up. Between us Ky. & Tn. Boys, they will learn to stay away!
I already asked ForCal for a plane ticket. Got 3 TN trailer park Boys on standby now. Ham sammich and 12 pack they're in.

Now....gun pointing. Had a Bluff City Cop's .40 Glock up against my forehead after I backed into him


 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by AdirondEx
Some of you guys are probably a lot tougher than me but I was no slouch in the day and never backed down to anyone but last night was pretty intense. I held and pointed a gun on a human for the first time in my life. Hopefully I scared him more than he scared me. Parking truck outside tonight to let creep know I here. World is taking a big *****.
Back in the day...... when you weren’t too bright. Now, you let the shotgun do the talking and keep your knuckles clean. You never know what strange disease someone has. Good job man.

I retired from amateur fighting 10yrs ago this august. I don’t train anymore but still hit the heavy bag like a sack of bricks. It’s not worth throwing down anymore. I just know I will hurt myself while hurting him. 👍

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GOOD JOB!!!!

Question......back in the day......how much could you bench???
OMG 😂

Originally Posted by Mattm400
☆☆Most importantly, how fast could you run, with bare feet!? And can you still fit under your truck?
OMG x2 😂😂

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AdirondEx......hey man that was some intense s---. Do you think it was the shotgun or the underwear that got him the message???
It was neither the shotgun nor the underwear. It was that the little trouser snake was peaking through the pee flap that did him in. 😬
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:45 PM
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Congrats Bowtie 👍
Thanks Teddy. He's probably our last one as I'm pretty sure my son & his wife are going to be one and done as far as kids go.
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by HRTKD
Someone that is up to nefarious purposes might not be using a flashlight. That dude sure looked lost. But who knows?

As a current Boy Scout leader, now is the time for troops to be at summer camp. However, we are almost always in some sort of Scout uniform, either Class A (formal) or Class B (t-shirt) during summer camp. Either way, usually you can't help but realize we're Scouts by the shirts. If this was a troop's DIY summer camp then they wouldn't be in the same uniform.
Maybe the lost dude was actually a lost pervert looking for the Boy Scout camp. You never know these days. In it just like ForCal, ninja style. (Not calling ForCal a pervert, he’s just the tech ninja)
 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 09:49 PM
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Hey Scags, maybe we should go visit Adirondex, sit on the porch at night & see if someone shows up. Between us Ky. & Tn. Boys, they will learn to stay away!
Unless they run off just seeing the Mower and Harley parked in the driveway! Lol
No need for the Harley to make the trip. Scags got you covered



 
Old Jun 24, 2020 | 10:31 PM
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No need for the Harley to make the trip. Scags got you covered

why do I laugh at this?!? Oh yeah I'm that sick

 



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