A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
Jun 23, 2020 | 08:44 PM
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^ Says orange is the new brown. Ran out of tp so pulls his shorts up tight, does a couple of deep knee bends, and goes on his way.
Jun 23, 2020 | 08:47 PM
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^realizes the brown streak is a new National Treasure honored on Laundry day with scarce, real sanitizing Bleach not the splash proof crap !
Jun 23, 2020 | 08:55 PM
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^ doesn't use bleach, just turns them inside out & calls it a racing stripe.
Jun 23, 2020 | 08:57 PM
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Hangs them on the clothes line to dry. Looks like herd of brown stripe zebras.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:03 PM
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^ his neighbors call the hazmat team & file a complaint
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:14 PM
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^ Hazmat comes with the robot to remotely remove offensive skivvies.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:17 PM
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^ Takes said skivvies to abandoned field & torches them while having a weinie roast.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:19 PM
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^ Partakers of said roasted weenies fall ill. Blame Covid 19.
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Jun 23, 2020 | 09:21 PM
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^ stays home for two weeks, while staining more undies. The whole process starts over.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:30 PM
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^ Says "to hell with it." Buys brown underwear and is good to go.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:32 PM
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From: Central Ky.
^ chews on white ucakes & leaves white stains down there.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:35 PM
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^ Perpetual cycle of stainage pisses off wifey. Has to go to marital counseling.
Jun 23, 2020 | 09:46 PM
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^psychologist wears a Hazmat suit before he is allowed to enter the office for Council.
Place is fogged and disinfectant applied
Jun 23, 2020 | 11:38 PM
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^ gets released from counseling with a jug of disinfectant wipes and a bottle of rolaids.
Jun 24, 2020 | 10:58 AM
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^can't find his disinfectant hand cleaners so spits on them & changes out the Urinal cakes
Place is fogged and disinfectant applied