A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^^ Watches reruns of 90 Day Fiancé and reminisces about that night in Tijuana, or was that San Francisco, or Key West? Doesn't matter, just remembers hot tryst w/ lady (?) that had a 5 o'clock shadow & prominent Adam's apple. Vaguely remembers having to ride the bus home standing up. Scours Craig's List ads to find mystery lover.
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^^ Takes recycled hairs to the Golden Corral & All U Can Eat Chinese Buffet at the truck stop and sprinkles them in the food. Has sleazy attorney buddy run commercial for class action lawsuit involving people who have ingested those hairs at said establishments. lawsuits pending. May be on the verge of financial windfall.
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From: Jacksonville
^^ Took the concept a couple of steps further and designed pillows for needy, clingy, basement dwellers. Pillows tubular shaped so he has to commission special water-proof pillow cases. Posts contest on internet to name them.
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Fleet Owner
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^Has a HDTV antenna hanging in every room. Down streams Dry Bar Comedy 24/7's ! Runs all the antenna leads to a splitter into a Curved Screen smart TV, now has multi pictures of Comedy in all directions. ( ↓ ↨→ ↑← ) Gets Dizzy, passes out and sleeps for 12 hours.
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^^ Has shower head in outhouse along with mirror. That way he can simultaneously complete the S..., Shower, & Shave trifecta. Uses old sandwich baggies for toilet paper since installing the shower. Heats unit by building fire in 55 gal drum and piping heat (and smoke) into outhouse. Adds reefer to fire for effect. Only downside is the fire in the barrel is a magnet for his homeless buddies.
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^Collects stained glass bird pictures, sets them in windows, can't see the street anymore. Doesn't know when the mail or deliveries come so puts on smokers jacket and floppy house slippers and goes outside to check every 15 minutes.
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^^ hasn't been to dentist in years. Blends all his food so he can eat it. Popcorn and Cheetos blended up to powder so he snorts them. Walks around with orange nostrils. Makes the term "Toothbrush" numerically correct. Thins his mouthwash with paint thinner. Has to change over to mineral spirits. The extra octane in the paint thinner irritated his hemorrhoids.
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^Introduces Hemorrhoids into a sick game played with out donuts for cushions then adds the usage of brushes, Sterilizers, Blenders and snacks ! A Trumpet gave him the ideas !
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^^ Puts sprinkles on donut cushion & starts home care service or hemorrhoid patients. Will travel to residence and exchange used cushion for new sprinkle bedazzled one. Takes used ones back home and washes them in his jacuzzi. Aerator is broken so he has to manually make his own bubbles. Sounds like underwater trumpet symphony.
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
^Is a Flatulence harmonica player in the night & has heard a lot of different comments there on. Isn't the apologetic type. Gets up goes to the throne to relieve and does more !
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^^ Buys recycled harmonicas and plays party games with them. Has guests play them and guess the culinary intake of the original player. Winner gets a gift card to the All U Can Eat Chinese Buffet at the local truck stop.
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^Fixes their tires at the truck stop, and part times across the street at the Truck Car Wash, they don't let em pull the 18 wheelers in though or drive them out to park in the lot. He failed his sight vision tests. Only sees in grays and everyone knows 18 wheelers have a lot of lights. He has lights blindness and there are a lot o light poles in the parking lot !